Ohhhhhhhhh. :blush:

Thank you, HM!

um, so.... not a necrophilia joke?

Not necessarily...:lol2:

They "balanced" an egg on Jeff's head (NSFW Language):



:lol2:

Nothing personal, Grav, I'm sure everyone will like that... but...

I don't think that's funny. I know I'm in a tiny minority, but "pranks" don't amuse me. I've seen too many people singled out repeatedly, not me, because everyone who knew me, knew I would fuck them up. Yeah, my Ex-2 acused me of not knowing how to play. Maybe, however the shame and sometimes injury to people/property is not funny to me.

Now back to your regularly scheduled giggles. :blush:

I don't like it when people get hurt, but I do enjoy a clever prank.

http://i.imgur.com/VwZCZ5X.gif

I like that one, Jim. I appreciate its simplicity.

Happy Hallween!
 

No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between "complete" and "finished." However, during a recent linguistic conference, held in London, England, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese linguist, was asked to make that very distinction. The question by a colleague in the erudite audience was this: "Some say there is no difference between 'complete' and 'finished.' Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand."

Mr. Balgobin's response: "When you marry the right woman, you are 'complete.' If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'finished.' And, if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are 'completely finished.'"

His answer received a five minute standing ovation.."

Complete is spatial; finished is temporal.



But his answer was funnier.

Nicely done Clod.

I'd have said that one refers to the thing itself - that is complete, where finished refers to what was done to the thing.

But then again, completed complicates things.

If you build a coffee table, it may have all its parts assembled, but it isn't complete, til the finish (i.e. stain, paint) is applied.

Only then is it complete, and finished.
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I have a bunch of projects I'm finished with, but sure aren't complete. :haha:

^WHS