hope he doesn't try slashing at anyone with those, owww!

too lazy to post this in humor and make a linque:

Lookout123 was on one of his carribean cruises and while at port he chanced to meet a pirate. Pegleg, eyepatch, hook, parrot; the works. Being the cheery chap he is, L123 struck up a conversation.
"Been a pirate long?"
"Arrg, matey. 37 year it's been this month"
"How'd you get the hook?"
Arrg! don't ya know I was raidin some spanish gold along the keys and I slipped on a lime peel, I lost me balance for a moment and it was just enough time for me adversary to lop off me 'and."
"ouch. I bet that must have smarted. What about the peg leg?"
"Well, matey, sometimes when you go ashore to bury your booty in the sand you can only get so close in the dingy, don't ya know? The rest of the way ye have to make by foot. In my case I ran into some trouble with a 'gator in the swamps off the Carolinas. It was touch and go for a moment there, but I got his tail and he got me leg. I be usin' his tail as a bivvy sack."
"Whoa. Did you know Steve Irwin?"
"Nay matey, never met the blighter"
"So what about the eyepatch?"
"Well, don't ya know? It was my turn on watch and I heard a sound up above and looked up jsut as a seagull was flyin' over head. At that moment he lets loose with a big shit and it lands right in me eye!"
"And that blinded you?"
"Nay, matey. But ya see it was the first day with me new hook."

if only this could have come 12 days earlier. (or 353 days later...)

Inspired by the VW Beetle IotD

Old time Coke ad restoration.

What's the price of getting a good photo?

This guy was walking around and I just had to chase him into the woods.

The doctors tell me there's hope for recovering from this moonlight encounter with cosmetic surgery.

Did he make snorty-piggy noises at you? We used to chase armadillos, as kids. They're fast, sneaky, and head straight for a cactus patch...

The first photo's flash made him jump so visibly that I couldnt stop laughing. Then someone said that cornering the little guy with my cam flash going off might not be a good idea.

He was silent the entire time, no snorts or growls.

It's like encountering a dinosaur or something... bizarre creatures.

...that are notorius for carrying leprosy. :eek:

Oops... I didn't think it was a big deal since it was an animal. I will be more cautious next time. Sorry! :o

Armadillos in Connect-i-kut?

They're sure thick in Missouri these days. We squished the crap out of one last weekend down at the lake. They make a sort of crunchy noise when you drive the car over them (not on purpose).

the northward expansion of the 'armoured opossum' range is probably another indication of global warming.

edit: article

That was in Tex-ass.

I move around a lot. ;)

You dont have to deny your desire to kill animals Ep. :D

If it's with a car, and not an E_V_I_L firearm, it's ok.

Right...we didn't know that, as kids!

Armadillos would dig under the fence and tear up my grandma's yard, particularly after a rain or if we had watered. Because of flooding one year, there were scads of armadillos up in people's stuff and not out in the boonies like they should've been.

So me and my dog spent a day armadillo hunting. I've never seen a happier dog -- he had been trying to get after them for years and we wouldn't let him because he had a tendency to disappear into the woods.

Basically, he'd flush one out and start chasing until the dillo made its stand, usually in a pre-dug hole. By the time I caught up to them, the dillo would be mostly underground, but with the dog holding on to its tail to keep it from digging further.

Interesting note about armadillos: if you grab their tail, they puff up and dig their claws into the ground so you can't pull em out. You will pull off their tail before you dislodge them. So, you grab the tail, stick a .410 shotgun in the hole, and pull the trigger. Easy removal from that point.

As an added bonus, your dog is beside himself with joy from the consumation of all his armadillo fantasies.

Leprosy? I figured this had to be an old wives tail. But no, it's true.

Erm, 'scuse me for asking, but which hole?

if you put it in one, you've automatically put it in the other as well :lol:

Whatzamatta? Can't take him mono-a-mono? What a girlie-man. You should have stripped down to your G-string and taken him on honorably.:nadkick:

Isn't there a noodley appendage thread somewhere? Get it to 1000 replies and I'll post pics.

While we wait, here's your WTF moment of the day.

This wasn't sport hunting, this was eradication. If I could've killed them from my easy chair, I would've.

It's a cross between an ewok and a lollipop guild munchkin!

Getting 1000 replies is easy now.

look at this bike ,
http://attu-pics.blogspot.com/2006/1...m-chopper.html

And as a bonus, you don't have to eat them if you hit it with a car.

But you can ... don't they have a Roadkill Dining Club near you?

What makes this picture is the cat giving the snake the once over.

WTF, indeed! :lol:

Remember in 1932 tires were a pretty low tech device made from natural rubber with cotton or linen cords and banding. Not much different than burning a rubber tree or a oil soaked rag.

I'll mention that to my wife.
:smack:

I need a rug like that, only with body outlines.

(the bodies of those that she reluctanty killed, strictly in self defense, of course)

Thar ya go Foots !!!

Got an early jump on Halloween this year. See more pix from the 2006 KC Witches Ball...

Patrick, you and your wife kick MAJOR ass! I love it!!

(and your wife is most beautiful! and she is so lucky to have such a Green Man as you!)

Love it! You da (Green) Man!

whale fart
 

...hmmm. that answered my question

SOooo (wondering) Does that costume come off easily or do you use a leaf blower?:blush:

I've never had occasion to say this to a guy, Els, but umm nice bush. :)

:lol2: And yes, you guys are beautiful!

Anyone have an idea what this is? Help!
 

http://www.00112358.net/

I managed to make it to the second picture by clicking on the small rotating sphere 3 times and then on the large sphere. It opens up another picture with designs on it. The more you click on that, the louder the sound becomes so adjust your volume accordingly.

Really out there. I'll be interested to see if anyone can figure out WTF it is. My luck I've played with it and now I'm going to turn into a toad. :worried:

And just how did you manage to come across this eh Bruce??? Ya looking for something there? :lol:

Probably easier to find a different doctor...

A refrigerator magnet made from a dead rat. With glowing LED eyes.

Here are instructions on how to make one.

<---- Is slightly offended ;)

ALGERNON! What have they done to you?

the fridge must be Avocado Green - no other color will work.

I believe Algie was a mouse... What the heck is the title of that book, I am drawing total blank. I can see the cover, I had to read it in high school. Damn swiss cheese memory.

Edit: Google, first hit on Algernon. "Flowers for Algernon" I could see the word Charley, but knew that wasn't right. Ha.

That's fairly gross... and more than a little weird.

Much like taxidermy as a whole, I say.

:elkgrin: hence its appeal

prolly work well with a gray rat. The copper tones would accentuate the metallic silver qualities in the gray.......

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What, you've never seen filled mini donouts cooking at the fair before??

OK, there are several levels of WTF there...