because they know it ain't gonna happen, but that's close enough to get them off?

Ruth Buzzi & Arte Johnson...:rolleyes:

That's gold, Sexobon, gold!

It's an infinite feedback loop. They take the Lecherous Asshole on-ramp and then discover there is no She Wants To Fuck Me off-ramp. Just an endless cloverleaf.

The ones getting laid have no need to be lecherous.

It's the reason I'm the way I am.

Well, one of the reasons.

Holy Fuck, thats funny!!!

I took a call today that was ridulously difficult.

You know it's going tobe a belter when the answer to the question, 'And is that Miss, Mrs or Ms?' ...is 'Oh, I don;t know, I always get confused'


You're phoning up in the hope we're going to write you a £500 cheque. The questions don't get easier from there, ya know?

Sorry, I was just kidding! Jeez... Is it my 70's dick broom mustache that bothers you?

a wee shag mantra is an anagram of we hate anagrams

Ok, small hands thing aside -even before I realized you could see his hands- the one thing I noticed about this pic is Melania has enormous hands! they could be photoshopped but I doubt it because this pic is doing the rounds about the cake...

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I think the small hands belong to the guy behind him. :confused:

Now he has *no* hands?

Hands in his own pockets, that's a departure.

I shoulda cropped him out of the picture. But look at her hands -they're huge! She should play the Piania.

I have a body like a Greek God.

White as milk with a two inch dick.