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Undertoad 02-23-2013 09:15 AM

In February so far, 3 of the 7 homicides in Philadelphia happened within 10 blocks of the shop.

Lamplighter 02-23-2013 09:43 AM

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The only thing that was stolen from my yard in 12 years was a raccoon trap. WTF?
Azaban's litter was due soon, and he thought it make a good nursery addition to the den.

sexobon 02-23-2013 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 854238)
In February so far, 3 of the 7 homicides in Philadelphia happened within 10 blocks of the shop.

Do you wear soft body armor to work and if not, can I take a life insurance policy out on you?

Undertoad 02-23-2013 06:19 PM

This, combined with the light threats issued regularly by thugs, means I am not long for the shop. I just can't take it. I don't know if I'll be out in 2 months, 4 months, 6 months, but I have to find something else to do.

DanaC 02-23-2013 06:25 PM

Wise I think, Tony.

Big Sarge 02-24-2013 12:37 AM

maybe you can open your own pawn shop and cater to the college kids near your home?

Sundae 02-24-2013 10:32 AM

Or better yet, a prawn shop, so the thread title will finally mean what I read it as, every time I see it.

DanaC 02-24-2013 10:55 AM

Hahahahah.

Imaginary Like to that post!

Crimson Ghost 02-24-2013 01:52 PM

Do a barrel roll...

ZenGum 02-24-2013 06:28 PM

Selling and supporting computer systems to the college kids?

Undertoad 02-25-2013 09:02 AM

As you are probably aware, the black community has gone mother fuckin' insane with the naming of their children. Today a new winner: "Orphialasertrell".

footfootfoot 02-25-2013 09:13 AM

Or you'll asertrell what?

Crimson Ghost 02-25-2013 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 854457)
As you are probably aware, the black community has gone mother fuckin' insane with the naming of their children. Today a new winner: "Orphialasertrell".


Spexxvet 02-25-2013 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 854457)
As you are probably aware, the black community has gone mother fuckin' insane with the naming of their children. Today a new winner: "Orphialasertrell".

That's my mom's name!



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jimhelm 02-25-2013 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 854457)
As you are probably aware, the black community has gone mother fuckin' insane with the naming of their children. Today a new winner: "Orphialasertrell".

Phoenetically, please?


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