An optimist sees the glass as half-full.

A pessimist sees the glass as half-empty.

I'm a realist. I see the glass, and think: "I'm gonna have to wash that glass."

I'm and optimist. I see the glass and think "I hope that's beer and it's for me".

No, you're an optician.
You see the glass and then ask yourself, is it clearer like this, or like this?

Number one? Or number two? Number one? Or number two?

someone doing the pee pee dance in this thread?

Do we need an Utterly Pointless Clodfobble's Indecisive Excretory System thread?

an optimist looks at that glass and thinks, that glass is half full

a pessimist looks at that glass and things, that glass is half empty

an engineer looks at that glass and thinks, that glass is over-engineered for that load

A chemist looks at that glass and thinks, since it's not in a vacuum, that glass is full.

A biologist sees at least 4 habitats. (air, water, glass surface in air and glass surface in water).

(edit: fifth=water surface in air. sixth=glass surface at water-air interface.)

A psychologist wonders how that glass reminds you of your mother.

An alcoholic looks at the glass and wonders who's buying the next round already.

An astronomer looks at it and says: "It all came from a comet."

I look at that glass and say, "this is the motivational poster thread. get your own fucking thread, you threadjacking glass, you!"

Sssssssss

Did you notice the double helix spirals of water drops ?
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