This old(er) guy I see at the bar quite often has absolutely no sense of humor. Never makes a joke, never laughs at anyone's jokes.

He said this the other night:

What's an old woman got between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?

Her bellybutton.

Kid told me this one tonight:

Why did the chicken cross the playground?




To get to the other slide!

Have they found water, or, merely deduced it?

I'd love to see a picture of said water.

And, I don't mean this:

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Life Saver.

I like that Buster.

Careful. The pro-muslim atheists will get ya.

Jack goes to his friend Mike and says "I'm sleeping with the Pastor's Wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after the service for me?" Mike doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees.

After the service, he starts talking to the Pastor, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the Pastor gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to. Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Pastor "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied".

The Pastor smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says "You'd better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago!"

It took me about three tries to get that!

yeah that was funny.

The rabbit though - the rabbit doing a shadow hand had me chortling for several minutes.

I love the rabbit!

And I didn't see the punchline coming in the pastor joke, I love it when that happens.

OK, I'll fess up: I don't get the pastor joke? Help?

There were two people being held up in the church for an hour.