Scarfolk

Wait... are these my minions, or am I one of theirs?
(prompted/ reminded by Grav's post and Bruce's Scarfolk image)

Actually, if we are all unique then there is nothing special about that; it's a condition shared by everyone and confers no meaningful distinction. Being one in a million, however, means there are only about 7000 of you. Far better odds, in my opinion.

Hah! Teh flying rat is wearing lord hair.

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend :
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, " What's for dinner, Zorro ?"

Thor and I like that. But we may need a bandaid.

Oh good lord........ Thor made up a joke in revenge. He's 13 and at high school now, you know.....


Why are the products of enzymes like the sounds of a prostitute at work?

Promiscuity?


The difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Jokes for the teenage sense of humor:

Know how to make a hormone?

Fuck her.

you mean, 'don't pay her'

WHAT DO WE WANT?


Airplanes!



WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?




Nyyyyyaaaaoooowwwwww.....

You made me lol in bed last night, usually it's the other way around, the women laughing at me...

I didn't get your joke...til I made that sound out loud.

Vurr nize.:thumb:

It wasn't hot at all.

Still don't get it.