It's true, bigger bite, better taste, and spit the seeds farther. :yesnod:

Tuba, or not Tuba, there is no question.

What's blue and not very heavy?



Light blue.

Glad to see you'd got the Dad Joke Manual down cold. :lol2:
Responsible parent you are, you are.

I take my humor very seriously.

.:facepalm:

That merits a badge.

Explaining rank. ;)

some one finally gets it.

Must have been written by a Warrant Officer, a Chief Warrant Officer.

These go together. I have no personal experience related to military rank.

I know I outrank them all. They all work for me.

:devil:

Maybe, but you're supporting them, so maybe you're one of their minions. :eek:

You have that backwards.

Perhaps you misunderstand 'minions'.

I minion for no man. Or woman.