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Gravdigr 07-27-2015 03:07 PM

Funniest thing I've ever seen from The Onion:



Fuck. The thumbnail ruined the funniest part.

xoxoxoBruce 07-28-2015 12:39 PM

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xoxoxoBruce 07-30-2015 09:35 PM

''Frankenstein no see problem same sex marriage.
Frankenstein happy same sex marriage legal.
Frankenstein more than one man joined as one.''

xoxoxoBruce 07-31-2015 12:00 PM

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Happy Monkey 07-31-2015 01:17 PM

Chekhov's nuke.

xoxoxoBruce 07-31-2015 01:45 PM

You're right, a perfect example.
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If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must go off. If it's not going to be fired, it shouldn't be hanging there.
However I disagree with Chekhov. That rifle on the wall could be part of setting the scene as a rustic dwelling.
The type of rifle could be an indicator of the time period.
A rifle could show the hero has other options when with nerves of aluminum he talks to serial killer into reforming, becoming a missionary, and helping the poor. http://cellar.org/2015/shades.gif

Happy Monkey 07-31-2015 02:33 PM

Like most rules with creating art, it's a rule worth considering, even if you eventually decide not to apply it.

xoxoxoBruce 07-31-2015 03:10 PM

Yeah, but it was very astute of you to remember and cite that rule.
I'm no writer, my attempt at spell binding would apt be more like spelling blinding.
Fleming should have heeded that rule, his James Bond books were so constipated with superfluous detail, I wanted to yell at the damn books. :haha:

xoxoxoBruce 08-01-2015 05:55 PM

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Gravdigr 08-02-2015 02:46 PM

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BigV 08-03-2015 01:19 PM

I thought it was the dead zone. Yours is funnier.

Gravdigr 08-03-2015 04:27 PM

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I love the single panel strip 'Argyle Sweater'.

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xoxoxoBruce 08-14-2015 04:35 PM

Apology

http://cellar.org/2015/apology.jpg

Bwahahahahahaha. :lol2: Take that, lawyers!

xoxoxoBruce 08-14-2015 11:28 PM

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Scarfolk is watching you. http://cellar.org/2015/eyes13.jpg

Gravdigr 08-22-2015 11:20 AM

The other night Mom&Popdigr (65 & 73) were eating watermelon, they luuuuurve them some watermelon, let me tell you. Anyway, while munching away, Popdigr's dentures decide to come loose. No problem, it's watermelon, right? Pop reaches up and just takes his teeth out, and takes them to his little false-teeth-bucket in the bathroom, comes back, and continues munching.

Momdigr looks up at him when he comes back, and asks "What was that about?".

Popdigr responds:

"I took such a big bite of watermelon, I had to take my teeth out to eat it."

Pop doesn't have much of a sense of humor, but, every now and then...

:lol2:


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