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Cloud 11-18-2007 11:12 AM

or I could just tuck it under a boob and leave it there.

ZenGum 11-18-2007 11:28 AM

Ahem ... does it have a ... errr ... vibrate mode?

TheMercenary 11-18-2007 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 408265)
Ahem ... does it have a ... errr ... vibrate mode?

:lol: Good one... Instant thought provoked.:rolleyes::D

Cloud 11-18-2007 12:21 PM

hmm, could hang it from my HCH, I suppose . . .

would make walking kind of difficult, though.

Shawnee123 11-19-2007 09:50 AM

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or I could just tuck it under a boob and leave it there.

How many boobs can you find in this picture? I see at least 4. Don't know which one is best for tucking though.

Cloud 11-23-2007 12:36 PM

Did you know that the actor Cliff Robertson (probably best known now for playing Uncle Ben in Spiderman) was blacklisted during the 1970s in Hollywood for exposing an embezzlement scheme perpetrated by the head of his studio?

Cloud 11-24-2007 02:01 PM

and, did you know that Chow Yun Fat's character in Pirates of the Caribbean at World's End, a Chinese pirate, was censored in China because it "demonised Chinese."

I think that movie pretty much demonised everyone. Do they not get the concept of fantasy?

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Cloud 12-06-2007 11:09 PM

amateur authors slay me sometimes. I just read a lengthy and quite graphically erotic story where the author refers to "ghod" throughout. As in, "oh, ghod, what have we done" and even, strangly, referring to someone as "a ghod"; yet it's full of fucks and cocks.

Apparently this person thinks her "ghod" won't notice she's writing porn if she misspells his name.

ZenGum 12-06-2007 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 414057)
amateur authors slay me sometimes. I just read a lengthy and quite graphically erotic story where the author refers to "ghod" throughout. As in, "oh, ghod, what have we done" and even, strangly, referring to someone as "a ghod"; yet it's full of fucks and cocks.

Apparently this person thinks her "ghod" won't notice she's writing porn if she misspells his name.

hehehe ;)

Ok you were talking about a deliberate misspelling apparently for a bizarre reason. I couldn't help myself.
Some porn writers are hopeless. I have seen some confusing crotch with crutch and even crouch. "Orgasim" was just funny. I want to have one of those.

Clodfobble 12-07-2007 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum
"Orgasim" was just funny.

At our favorite sushi restaurant, they have a specialty roll which is basically a standard caterpillar roll with this awesome red sauce on top. The name of the roll is spelled differently in two places on the menu. In one place, it is a "Mexican Organism." In the other, it is a "Mexican Orgasm." We can't agree among us which one they really meant. (The rest of the menu is full of typos as well, and the red sauce itself is referred to as simply "mexican spicy on top.")

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Originally Posted by Cloud
Apparently this person thinks her "ghod" won't notice she's writing porn if she misspells his name.

Maybe she's Jewish, in theory they're not supposed to write the "name" of God unless it's on a sacred or religious item. Usually you see it written as "G-d" instead. But I don't know what Judaism would say about erotica... :)

Cloud 12-07-2007 12:35 PM

professional Jewish writers don't do that, though. And I think it's pretty ludicrous to write, "ghod damn it." Who is this "ghod" and what powers does he have to damn someone?

ZenGum 12-07-2007 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 414211)
professional Jewish writers don't do that, though. And I think it's pretty ludicrous to write, "ghod damn it." Who is this "ghod" and what powers does he have to damn someone?

None, but he can dhamn you.

monster 12-07-2007 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 414067)
hehe I have seen some confusing crotch with crutch.

As far as I can tell this confusion is widespread. :rolleyes:

Cloud 12-07-2007 08:18 PM

"mexican spicy on top" -- love it!


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