Very strange and unfortunate case of famous.

:facepalm: :rollanim: :crazy: :lol2:

Her name is Dawn?

The cut rate pharmacist filled the prescription and handed the nearly-deaf old man the bottle of pills saying "That'll be $16.50".
Just then the drug store phone rang and the pharmacist answered.
As he did, the old man placed 50 cents on the counter and walked out of the store with his prescription.
The clerk realised the mistake and shouted but the old man did not hear and kept walking.
When the pharmacist finished his call the clerk explained what had happened.
The pharmacist scooped up the 50 cents and put it in the cash register saying to the clerk "Oh well, 30 cents profit is better than nothing".

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/language_nerd.png

xkcd. com

some guys like a big booty i guess

There's a difference between a big booty and a fat ass.

Fat, not phat.

Funny Kim Kardashian reference at the end of this 1 minute video (follows advertisement): What do Celestial Objects Sound Like?

Star Wars vs. Game of Thrones
 

Who wins? lol

Hah!

Yup, that's about it...

The terror! The anguish! The fury!

That's very funny.

IM, wanting a cowboy quiz made me remember this Steven Wrightism:

(paraphrasing): I was sitting on the bus the other day when I noticed this girl crying. I noticed her because she was six feet tall, with blonde hair, and blue eyes, and she was Chinese.

I asked why she was crying, and she told me she didn't want to discuss it with a stranger on the bus. I told her sometimes it helps to talk out your troubles with a complete stranger on the bus.

She thought about it and said that she was crying because she was a six-foot tall, blonde-haired, blue-eyed Chinese girl who only gets turned on by Jewish cowboys.

I said Hi, my name's Bucky Goldstein.

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