:)

Dog, have you seen my depressant?

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That's funny. You mean "anti-depressant," though. There's not a big market for drugs that make you depressed. :)

Oh, thank you very much! :)

An Indian psychoanalyst: Do you want to dance about it?

"I have a daughter, so I am beautiful always".
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Do not believe to the cat.
It ate.
(at 6:40 p.m.)

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Why it is better to be unshaven
before - after

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"They take you
as you are" (police)
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Hah. I like that one.

"I think your baby changing table is defective.
"Why sir?"
"Well you can see I am still holding a baby and not a kick ass Samurai sword."

HA HA HA!

An elderly Jewish man is struck by a car. A pedestrian stops and pads up his jacket, putting it under the man's head and asks him, "Are you comfortable?"
The elderly man replies, "Eh, I have a few convenience shops."

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Science questions:

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