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Elspode 09-06-2006 09:11 PM

Hey, how else do you expect a double amputee to slurp some suds?

capnhowdy 09-07-2006 09:12 PM

The dude next to him looks like a girl to me.

glatt 09-08-2006 10:57 AM

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zippyt 09-08-2006 11:29 AM

shiatzu or is it Goatzu massage , look at the horses expression " AHHHHHHHH , Yea Right There !!!!!"

Sundae 09-08-2006 11:49 AM

I know this thread is for images but I couldn't think of a better place to post this. WTF?

Noah Take a Photo of Himself Every Day for 6 Years

rkzenrage 09-08-2006 12:21 PM

Yeah... that is in my faves.

Sundae 09-08-2006 12:27 PM

Fantastic idea (with my weight fluctuations I wish I had the means to do it!) but .... the eyes.... the eyees

I will see them in my sleep tonight.

Happy Monkey 09-08-2006 12:35 PM

Add a sheep and a goose to that horse and goat, and you'll have a slightly larger Bremen musical troupe.

Hagar 09-08-2006 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl
I know this thread is for images but I couldn't think of a better place to post this. WTF?

Noah Take a Photo of Himself Every Day for 6 Years


Check out the related videos. Some of them are priceless.

Undertoad 09-09-2006 07:28 AM

http://cellar.org/2006/mudphone.jpg

glatt 09-09-2006 07:36 AM

Is that a dung phone?

Undertoad 09-09-2006 07:44 AM

That's the ringtone: "dung"

BigV 09-09-2006 01:53 PM

Since I'll never get back the five minutes I wasted watching Noah, I'll have to console myself with this pic-fest.

zippyt 09-10-2006 02:17 PM

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Daddy, Look at These cute Kittens,

capnhowdy 09-10-2006 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt
Is that a dung phone?

Is this Afro-ingenuity? How did he make it wireless?

footfootfoot 09-10-2006 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Greenspan was acquitted. ;)

My spidey sense tells me there is humor afoot. I don't get it.

footfootfoot 09-10-2006 09:49 PM

OK. Here's the really embarrassing part:

What was greenspan charged with?

For extra credit you can tell me what I was doing that obscured that knowledge.

footfootfoot 09-10-2006 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

The creator might have the hots for Andrea Mitchell, too. :D

Yeah, but how much to bang her?

Clodfobble 09-10-2006 10:25 PM

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Honestly? She looks like a drag queen to me. At the very least she's creeeepy...

footfootfoot 09-10-2006 10:32 PM

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The perfect match for this studmuffin:

dar512 09-11-2006 08:46 AM

You know, making Mexico the 51st state would solve a lot of problems.

Causing a whole flock of others, of course. But still.

footfootfoot 09-11-2006 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by dar512
You know, making Mexico the 51st state would solve a lot of problems.

Wasn't that the point of NAFTA? And Canadia was #52.

John 09-11-2006 02:05 PM

And Canadia was #52.

You're not good enough for us. Sorry.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...df49cdc653.gif

sproglet 09-11-2006 04:11 PM

Heh! Brilliant.

grazzers 09-11-2006 05:14 PM

Haha, I believe that perfectly fills the criteria of being "WTF?"

DucksNuts 09-11-2006 07:57 PM

Hmmm - great idea??

Muahahaha

Elspode 09-11-2006 08:06 PM

Oh, yeah...sure..."Hang from the stall wall".

Like the rednecks won't be hangin' the kid off of the pickup bed while they're fishing and drinkin' beer.

And $60?! Shit, I got me a roll o' duck tape right heah!

Spexxvet 09-12-2006 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
Oh, yeah...sure..."Hang from the stall wall".

Like the rednecks won't be hangin' the kid off of the pickup bed while they're fishing and drinkin' beer.

And $60?! Shit, I got me a roll o' duck tape right heah!

I'd pay $100 for one that would fit my 8 year old. Wait, the duck tape can be used on the mouth, too. I'm with you - duck tape it is!

Shawnee123 09-12-2006 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet
Wait, the duck tape can be used on the mouth, too. I'm with you - duck tape it is!

Silence is golden but
Duct tape is silver

wolf 09-12-2006 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts
Hmmm - great idea??

Muahahaha

You know how they tell you not to hang your purse off the door hook because someone can easily steal it while you're "occupied?" That advice seems to apply to the offspring too.

Sundae 09-12-2006 11:51 AM

So by the time you've got your little treasure INTO the harness and hung them up.... Personally I'd have wet myself.

I don't know if I'm missing something on the mutant rabbit clip (are they familiar characters?) but it scared me spitless. Goes down next to the word Creepy in my dictionary.

footfootfoot 09-12-2006 12:35 PM

I love the rabbits. It almost makes me want to move to Canadia.

Wasn't there a Simpsons thing about albinos or rabbits being Canadian because of the pink eyes?

I guy I used to work with was always going on about it and I just tuned him out.

Bullitt 09-12-2006 01:12 PM

Some of those kids look a little too happy watching mommy pinch off a loaf..

Gromitspapa 09-12-2006 01:14 PM

They're just playing; harmless fun. Notice the guy smiling towards the end. Where can I get rabbits like that?

Sundae 09-12-2006 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bullitt
Some of those kids look a little too happy watching mommy pinch off a loaf..

:rotflol:

That's a new one on me - I'd say Dropping the kids off at the pool, except it would be ambiguous in the context

Shawnee123 09-12-2006 02:37 PM

In the guestbook someone asked if they made them for husbands.

John 09-12-2006 03:32 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...60812_taxi.jpg

Elspode 09-12-2006 03:51 PM

Is that guy trying to hail a cab while walking his *bear*?

glatt 09-12-2006 04:08 PM

Here he is after catching the cab.

limey 09-12-2006 04:20 PM

Correct Els! And correct Glatt - he is, as far as I can see, in Russia.

Elspode 09-12-2006 09:12 PM

Cab travel agrees with bears, I see. Sucker grew a mite between pics.

John 09-13-2006 01:21 PM

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/1...ndobankak7.jpg

Elspode 09-13-2006 01:57 PM

Well, at least with this system, my lack of video gaming skill would explain why I never have any money.

Iggy 09-13-2006 02:02 PM

I think that would be hilarious. But then the young people with no money would be the ones withdrawing it all! ;)

barefoot serpent 09-13-2006 03:40 PM

mutant rabbits and now mutant pigeons..

http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/5849/0004bcwsks2.gif

footfootfoot 09-13-2006 05:22 PM

That was a body check! two minutes in the box for the pigeon

RellikLaerec 09-13-2006 08:23 PM

Would say he plays for the red wings?

Shawnee123 09-14-2006 10:19 AM

That looks like that dude from that one show...hell I can't remember the name. He has some other skits that are pretty funny. Can anyone remember that show?

Spexxvet 09-14-2006 10:52 AM

Trigger Happy TV. Hilarious!

Happy Monkey 09-14-2006 11:38 AM

I think "Trigger Happy TV" had one of the funniest sketches in all of TV history - A hidden low-light camera in a sparsely populated movie theater. In walk, to a tune that perfectly complements the humor, about 15 British Royal Guards in the tall black hats, and fill up an entire row in the theater, just in front of the few people already there. There's a pregnant pause, and the patrons get up, and move in front of the guards.

Hilarious.

glatt 09-14-2006 12:12 PM

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WTF?

John 09-14-2006 12:23 PM

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006...e-graffiti.jpg

Paul Curtis, aka Moose, is no regular graffiti artist. In fact, he’s the reverse-graffiti artist. He created his street art by *cleaning* the dirt and grime off of surfaces!

Authorities are baffled: is selective cleaning a crime?

http://www.neatorama.com/2006/09/13/...-graffiti-art/

Shawnee123 09-14-2006 12:31 PM

Ahh, yes, that's it! I loved the one where he was running a snack truck thing, would take the order, then go sit in a lawn chair reading the paper. The people would be standing at the window, waiting, peeking around the corner to see him sitting there. Funny stuff!

(Sorry missed some previous posts...was referring to Trigger Happy TV.)

Shawnee123 09-14-2006 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt
WTF?

Looks like the blond has a shiner. If she also has a hickey, she meets the definition of hill jack!

bigw00dy 09-14-2006 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt
WTF?


i love these tool bags that wear "von Dutch" shirts and hats! 100% of the time they have no clue who he was or what he stood for. I think If he was still around, he would def. not want his name plastered on shirts sold at gadzooks.

John 09-14-2006 02:23 PM

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95...o/image003.jpg

footfootfoot 09-14-2006 02:57 PM

Now THAT makes me want ot own a dog, and you know how I feel about dogs.

glatt 09-14-2006 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
and you know how I feel about dogs.

I like dogs a lot - from a distance. The best for me is when a friend owns a dog, I can go over and play with the dog and then leave when I'm ready. The dog knows me, so I have the "friend" scent, and I get to have fun with the dog.

I don't like strangers' dogs. Especially when they are walking them on those 50 foot long retractible leashes and you have no room to pass without being within the range of the leash. You never know what the dog is going to do. Nine times out of ten, the dog will be cool, but once in a while that one unpredictable dog will come along.

limey 09-14-2006 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt
I like dogs a lot - from a distance. The best for me is when a friend owns a dog, I can go over and play with the dog and then leave when I'm ready. The dog knows me, so I have the "friend" scent, and I get to have fun with the dog.

I don't like strangers' dogs. Especially when they are walking them on those 50 foot long retractible leashes and you have no room to pass without being within the range of the leash. You never know what the dog is going to do. Nine times out of ten, the dog will be cool, but once in a while that one unpredictable dog will come along.

Substitite the word "kid" for "dog" and that could be me talking!

footfootfoot 09-14-2006 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by limey
Substitite the word "kid" for "dog" and that could be me talking!

Yes, they both will pee on your shoes with nary a thought.


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