The Cellar: Free Skipping and Candling - Jack B. Nimble

The Cellar: The absolutist bestist at superlatives.

The Cellar: A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walked in here.......

The winningest, even?

The Cellar: Even if you do have better things to do......

You've inspired me.

The Cellar: It's a win-win situation for us-us.

The Cellar: We STILL think that UG is UT's sock puppet

The Cellar: Putting the UT in SLUT since 1990

The Cellar: Teh intarwebs -we FTFY.

The Cellar: Used continuously prevents pregnancy without a prescription


The Cellar: You might be a stalker if ... you finished that thought on your own

So full of win! This needs to be implemented immediately!

this is done

i saw that and grinned, mentally :D

The Cellar: where dumplings bounce, rolls spring and noodles rice

Thanks to im's dim sum game

The Cellar: Community watch (no battery required)

The Cellar: Community watch, tightly wound
The Cellar: Community watch - Watchband of Brothers
The Cellar: Community watch - Does a fake Rolex count?
The Cellar: Community watch - It's not our fault if you leave your shades open

The Cellar: Standing our Ground all over the place

The Cellar: If we had sons, they would look like Rowan & Martin

The Cellar: If we had daughters, they would still look like Rowan & Martin:D

The Cellar: Not a three beef patty kind of place

The Cellar: nobody gets cheese!

The Cellar: Hold the trolling, hold the whoring, s'urly s'tyles are so boring. We just want to be ignoring when that's your way.

The Cellar: C'racked

The Cellar: Come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together, try to love one another right now ... but not you Henry.

What we have heah, is an ability to communicate.

The Cellar: Congratulations as the 1000,000th visitor to this site you have won a puppeh!

The Cellar: An international hotspot for perennial teenagers

The Cellar: No one said that.

The Cellar: Powered by an infinite irresponsibilty drive

The Cellar: Driven, but not driving.

The Cellar: Oh, how we've suffered. By we I mean me.

:handdramaticallydrapedacrossforeheadsmilie:

The Cellar: A Case For Mulder and Scully

The Cellar: Does not mean what you think it means

The Cellar: It ain't over till the infinite monkey flings

The Cellar: Join today and we'll waive the application fee and include 500 free posts!

Exactly. Then it is over. So quit trying, you just look pathetic. ;)

Not until they put your picture on the Cellar banner as "the" infinite monkey and not just a pretender to the typewriter. :p:

I'm the great pretender. :)

The Cellar: Does this meme make us look fat?

The Cellar: We only drink coffee made from coffee beans that have passed through the ass of a wolverine.

The Cellar: FUCK the squirrel in the tree.

Good to see you again Glinda. :)

Thanks, Big V. It's nice to be back in the bosom of my crazy-arsed friends (even those without bosoms). :D









Bosom. Bo-som.

BOSOM.

The more I say it, the weirder it sounds.

B-B-B-Booooosommmmmmmm!

Careful, you'll motorboat yourself.*



*Take pictures.

:lol:

The Cellar: We're here to be me.

and me!

Its all about me ya know. ;)

The Cellar: ... ONE COMMUNITY, UNDER·TOAD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL

(excerpt from a Cellar adaptation of the Pledge of Allegiance)

So, like over in things you wish weren't invented, I said ...

The Cellar: Olympic Flaming

The Cellar: We're too sexy for our lurkers

The Cellar: We're gonna help you save yourself even if it kills you

I think we can do better than that (à la Belinda Carlisle lyrics).

The Cellar: We'll make heaven a place on earth

The Cellar: A Cosmopolitan Pickup Truck Forum

The Cellar: Warning: We have users with Severe Spam Allergy! Please do not create any posts that have had previous contact with Spam. We're all good with penis peanuts.

The Cellar: Where threads are like farts

The Cellar: It's bottomless ... and sometimes topless!

The Cellar: Good golly miss molly!

the cellar: there can be only one!

Just to say I was struck by the tagline yesterday but forgot to mention it.

Our class topic this term is volcanoes, and guess what the teacher demonstrated outside to introduce the class to it? Yup, Mentos in Diet Coke - yesterday.

Synchronicity.