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xoxoxoBruce 09-11-2005 12:30 AM

Pleased ta meetcha. Welcome to the Cellar. :biggrin:
Have fun, it's some time till the last train to home pulls out.

plthijinx 09-12-2005 10:28 AM

3 months here and i have until mid november to wait so it's gonna be a total of 4-1/2 to 5 months for me. :( :headshake

Elspode 09-12-2005 04:10 PM

Is that when the full course of meds is complete, Plt? :mg:

plthijinx 09-12-2005 04:37 PM

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yeah, enzyte! i want to be like Bob! :D

Happy Monkey 09-12-2005 04:42 PM

Is that John Roberts?

BigV 09-12-2005 05:38 PM

:lol2:

Y'know, we need (yet) another warning acronym, like "NSFW". It should be SCF: Swallow Coffee First. That would have helped me avoid a mess, HM.

plthijinx 09-12-2005 07:37 PM

HAHA!!! you shot coffee out your no-ose! lmao! :lol2:

Happy Monkey 09-12-2005 09:55 PM

HAHA! Your ass fell off! ROFL!:lol2:

plthijinx 09-13-2005 11:08 AM

hehe! yeah, and i now weigh 160 lbs again! (since this is the sex thread, alot of the weight is mostly whale penis.)

Trilby 09-14-2005 09:19 AM

whale penis. My friend.

SO. Is anybody in the Cellar having sex?

I'm not. Dammit all.

Undertoad 09-14-2005 09:48 AM

Feels like bragging to admit it now.

plthijinx 09-14-2005 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
whale penis. My friend.

:p :blush:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
SO. Is anybody in the Cellar having sex?

I'm not. Dammit all.

only with myself :(

Urbane Guerrilla 09-14-2005 01:42 PM

Hey: Today Contraceptive Sponges are back on the market after too long, at Walgreen's.

Retire "Spongeworthy!"

BigV 09-14-2005 01:47 PM

> 500 posts on sex, wow.

I really consider my sex life private.

There's so much more to it than just "slippery friction", as Robert Heinlein eloquently phrased it. As I reflect on the waxing and waning of my sexual activity, I find that my reluctance to discuss it with "the guys" or "my internet friends" or whomever has been remarkably constant. It is an aspect of my life so intimate that the inclination to talk about it with anybody besides the woman I'm actually having sex with is non-existent. When I was younger I think this was due to a combination of shyness and chivalry. I'm old enough now to have the appellation "prude" applied, but I don't think it would be fair or accurate.

It's just not your business.

Not that I don't find the descriptions of your escapades entertaining.

plthijinx 09-14-2005 01:52 PM

damnit BigV! leave my hands out of this! oh, you were talking about you! oh ok. i saw "slippery friction" and went south, i mean off, errrrrrr, carry on! [gilda radner]Nevermind[/gilda radner]


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