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lumberjim 10-26-2016 10:31 AM

Tony's finger is just fine, Dan. Fag.

classicman 10-27-2016 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 972061)
Tony's finger is just fine, Dan. Fag.

You say that like its a bad thing. ;)

monster 10-27-2016 06:19 PM

Fags cause lung cancer. Lung cancer's bad mmmk?

xoxoxoBruce 10-28-2016 11:30 AM

You're supposed to talk 'Merican now.

xoxoxoBruce 11-02-2016 05:04 PM

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John Sellers 11-03-2016 02:27 PM

I really like this one posted by So Awkward on Twitter.

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Whү get thinner when үou can get more dinner.

elSicomoro 11-07-2016 12:01 AM

Hello.

This is week 10 of being away from home...I am ready to go home.

7 days.

Gravdigr 11-07-2016 11:05 AM

Hello.

Send the wife a pic, before you get home, in case she doesn't remember you.

Perhaps you've stayed in contact, nevermind.

elSicomoro 11-07-2016 02:35 PM

We moved right before I took off on this trip...I regularly forget my new address.

Gravdigr 11-08-2016 10:58 AM

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DanaC 11-08-2016 04:48 PM

Chap calls through to our claims dept today, and after I've taken his name and policy number, I ask him what we can help with - he says 'well, this is going to sound really stupid....' - I laugh and ask 'go on, what's happened?'

Well, says he...in April my daughter's hamster escaped (ok, I thought - not what I was expecting) and we thought it was lost. Anyway, this week our washing machine stopped working, so we called out the repair guy and he came out and when we moved the washing machine we found the hamster (uh oh, I think, this story is taking a turn for the grisly) - 'Oh dear,' I say, preparing for the nasty part.

No, no, says he, the hamster's fine - he's a bit annoyed we've put him back in a cage, but he is fat and healthy as ever. But he's chewed through the wires - totally destroyed the loom and damaged the motor. The washing machine is beyond repair.

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Hamster, missing for 7 months. Alive and well and living in the washing machine. That was a file note I enjoyed writing.

And to make things even better - most policies exclude damage by pets - but his was a legacy policy that only lists a pet damage exclusion on the Impact peril (don't ask). There was no specific exclusion in any of the other perils, and no whole policy exclusion for damage by pets or animals (except for vermin). And because he was a longstanding customer with a clean claims record, I was able to offer him a cash settlement there and then.

His daughter is ecstatic because hamster is back. He's delighted because what he no doubt expected would be a ball ache of a claims process turned out to be one 15 minute phone call with a cash payout straight into his bank (less the excess obv)

And I got to write the sentence 'Hamster has been living in washing machine since April and has eaten through the wires' in the claim file description, which then appears in the green banner across the top of the claim file screen and will come up every time someone does a claims search on his policy.


Some days I love my job.

xoxoxoBruce 11-08-2016 05:06 PM

Ha ha, that must have made your day. :thumb2:

DanaC 11-08-2016 05:10 PM

Oh hell yeah :)

captainhook455 11-08-2016 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 972181)
Fags cause lung cancer. Lung cancer's bad mmmk?

Dude must have a long tongue.

tarheel

Gravdigr 11-15-2016 03:52 PM

:fumette:Ahhhhhhhhhthat'sbetter.:fumette:


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