A swallow. :p

Am I gullible, or is it good for your skin?

yes you are and ... No, are egg whites good for your skin?


have you been told that 3" is actually 8"?

YES!

Have you been asked if you like pearl necklaces?

No

Do you like pearl necklaces?

no, i like cats.


do you like cats?

yes.

Do you like iguanas?

no iguanas, no reptiles, no one eyed snakes.


Do you love your Mother?

Yes. I mean, NO! I mean, well...on certain days she is very good to me.

Do you love your father?

NO, on any day he is a ******* *******.


Do you have to work today?

yes.


Are you at work right now?

yes

do you love your job?

Yes, but I wished it paid more.


Do you love your car?

no. but i like it......

do you love your life?

It has it's moments...

Do you think Bush is the Anti-Christ? (allegorically speaking)

No


Do you flush the toilet with your foot when using a public restroom?