HAH!! The counselor's name is "Hugh Jripov".

:lol2:

:)

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

This is the funniest damn thing I've seen in awhile (and no, you don't have to be a big fan of the show to get it: )



Also, the extended scenes that didn't make the final cut:

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I have probably told this one before. Possibly in this thread, even. But since I just did paperwork for a gastroenterologist, I was reminded of the time I did a deal with a proctologist.

The proctologist sat down to sign his paperwork, and when I offered him a pen he reached into his shirt pocket and said "Oh I have one already" , but then he looked down in surprise to find a rectal thermometer in his hand.

"Damnit, " he said." Some asshole has my pen! "

Ha!

Assholes gotta ass.

This may take on more meaning for me in the coming weeks...

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ruh-roh....

The best joke you'll hear today.

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Most excellent, Grav.

Eta, where's Baby gone?

became a toddler?

Oh, she's around, still. For the moment...