The Cellar - The 'What the fuck!' thread

Not a picture, just my own personal wtf;
I've heard of cats bringing mice, birds, and other kills to their owners (thankfully my cats are pacifists), but why would Dennis bring me garbage? I had a banana on my cereal last night, threw the peel in the trash, and yet woke up with said peel in my hand this morning. Srsly, wtf?

He could tell that you really enjoyed it last night and since he loves you he figured that it would make you happy. Maybe?

Drax	06-12-2008 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 461735)

tell him what he's won, Bob!

glatt

06-12-2008 12:36 PM

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glatt

06-12-2008 12:39 PM

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"I say, putting a dog on the stove top is just wrong!"

TheMercenary

06-12-2008 12:42 PM

I can't believe someone posted that highly classified work on the internet. It is a little known program of gravity levitation brooms in a joint venture between S. Korea and the U.S. Marines.

lumberjim

06-12-2008 12:50 PM

well, really, who knows how long it took him to subdue that banana peel. he very well may have struggled with it for most of the morning before it had lost it's will to live. he may have just been proudly bringing you his kill, like any other ferocious beast would.

glatt

06-12-2008 12:59 PM

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Shawnee123

06-12-2008 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 461739)

"I say, putting a dog on the stove top is just wrong!"

:lol2:

SteveDallas

06-12-2008 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 461722)

I think he's going to get it, whether he wants it or not.

Maybe it'll teach her to keep her underwear in her pants.

BigV	06-12-2008 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 461738)

omg

That's our dog, Andy.

I'll find a suitable picture for posting tomorrow.

Aliantha

06-12-2008 06:49 PM

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dar512

06-12-2008 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 461723)

Definition of WTF:
Your cat is named Dennis?

We have a friend named Bob. Bob's family had a falling out with another family in the area. Shortly after the event the second family acquired a small, yappy, not-too-bright dog -- and named it Bob.

I'm guessing the second family had some unresolved issues.

footfootfoot

06-12-2008 08:43 PM

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Welcome to Slide Ranch where you may not
1. Walk your dog on a leash
2. Camp
3. Make a fire
But feel free to
1. Park
2. Fish
3. Roll people up in a carpet?

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