You're right.





EVERYBODY TANGO!!!

I'll second that. :D

MANGO!

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Srsly, I cannot waste any more time looking for that pic Jim posted way back when.....

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I don't OW find that OW joke to be all OW that funny.

Only one eye, no arms or legs...

And it comes and goes without warning.

Oh, there's plenty of warning...

Just don't jostle him around a bunch...

"My wife ran away with my best friend" Jim said to his friend.
"Was he good looking?" asked his friend.
"I don't know," Jim admitted. "Never met him."

Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in a VERY advanced state of agitation. "Father!" she cried "just WAIT until you hear this!"
The priest led the sister to a chair, and said "Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?"
"Well, Father" the nun began "I was just walking down the hall to the chapel and I heard some of the older boys wagering money!"
"A serious infraction, indeed!" said the priest.
"But that's not what has me so excited, father" replied the nun" it was WHAT they were wagering ON! They had wagered on a contest to see who could urinate the highest on the wall!!"
"What an incredible wager!" exclaimed the priest "What did you do?"
"Well, I hit the CEILING, father".
"How much did you win?"

A repeat, but relevent.

Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are
traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in
Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out
of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car
and hisses at them through the windshield.

Quick, quick! shouts Sister Mary Agnes, What should we
do?

Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the
abomination, says Sister Mary Vincent.

Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the
mini-Dracula around. But, he hangs on and continues hissing
at the nuns. What shall I do now? she shouts.

Try the windshield washer. I filled it with holy water
before we left the Vatican, replies Sister Mary Vincent.

Sister Mary Agnes turns on the windshield washer. The
vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs on
and continues hissing at the nuns.

Now what? shouts Sister Mary Agnes.

Show him your cross, says Sister Mary Vincent.

Now you're talking, says Sister Mary Agnes. She then
opens the window and shouts, Get the fck off our car!