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Rotten Tomatoes and the 100 worst movies of the decade. I am proud to say I've not seen one of them.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides..._of_the_worst/ |
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Of course, I even found some things to like in "Gigli" (did not see entire movies) and "Pluto Nash". There's a place in this world for filet mignon and there's a place in this world for scrapple. I'm glad "The Fog" remake got hammered. They cut out the part played by Jamie Lee Curtis in the original. They replaced Janet Leigh with Sara Botsford. And finally, they replaced Adrienne Barbeau with Selma Blair. Corky Romano, I did see it and it does deserve a tomato. Serving Sara and Good Luck Chuck? I liked them both. Zoom. Acceptable. Whole Ten Yards. Acceptable. The Perfect Man and Because I Said So? Not too bad. BloodRayne. I saw parts of it. Cool action if you don't mind gore. Battlefield Earth. Found some cool scenes, but it deserves a tomato. The In Crowd. Pretty good thriller. Meet the Spartans. Stupid and funny. I actually saw this before I caught part of "300" on cable. The parody was actually more entertaining than the original movie. The Master of Disguise. Saw it. There aren't enough tomatoes in the world. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. Saw parts of it. Bad, but not as bad as The Master of Disguise. I don't know why it's number one and The Master of Disguise is number eighteen. |
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Sexy lady voice: "Hey all you sexy sailors, this is (adrienne barbeau) on K334 (or whatever), there's a fog bank coming in." Drunken sailor: "She's crazy, there ain't no fog bank out thar." Swigs budweiser, mumbles "ain't no damn fog bank" Drunken sailor (looking out porthole) "HEY! There's a fog bank out thar!" Ominous fog rolls in, everyone dies. ;) |
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To this day, scrapple is the only food product I have ever encountered with the word 'snout' on the list of ingredients. From here. Quote:
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"Tastes like shit but you can live on it." Small world. Is this the same thing as "souse"? |
No, souse is mystery meat chunks, with that clear jell shit, formed in a loaf.
Scrapple is mystery meat chunks, and slaughterhouse floor sweepings that aren't good enough for hot dogs, ground fairly fine. |
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Snoutstix? Schezwan Snout? Nacho Noses? |
Seems like you could go the pickled pigs feet route with snouts as well.:sick:
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I read on a can of vienna sausages that one of the ingredients was spleens. Ever since then I've called them spleeny weenies.
Don't forget that potted meat has lips and peckers. |
Gotta get the USDA suggested minimum of tits, lips, and assholes from somewhere.
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When I started working at the bar, a hundred years ago, they had one of those big jars with those hot sausages...I don't think I ever sold one. Yuck. I read the ingredients one day, and the first one listed was "beef lips."
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Here's a contribution to this fine thread.
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ Check out some of the pics. :) |
Hahaha...yep, Madman. That's them! I thought it was just OUR walmart. ;)
Some of the comments are hilarious! |
I thought you were supposed to be like that when you're at WalMart.
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ONLY SHARE THIS LINK WITH SOMEONE YOU HATE
www[dot]heycobra[dot]com/kiddchris
The link above is a modern day Auschwitz in internet form. I am not even going to hyperlink it...It is that dangerous. Once clicked on, it opens a million internet windows that have pretty disturbing images. Along with a repeating sound track. I came across this link by accident and found out real quick that my new mac keyboard doesn't have control/alt/delete like my old keyboard had. It didn't do any real damage. I actually called a friend of mine who is crafty with MAcs. He assured me!!! I have been using it when replying to those shitty emails I get that fill up my yahoo account. Have fun with it. |
http://www.thebeatles.com/#/
Stumbled upon this Abbey Road video. There are some good image links at the bottom of the page but it reminded me of the time a neighbor gave me Abbey Road when I was 13. I was forever singing those at the top of my lungs. I especially liked Maxwell's Silver Hammer. This animation is great. http://www.thebeatles.com/#/news/The_Opening_Cinematic |
http://www.carloslabs.com/node/20
View projected effects of various nuclear weapons or an asteroid impact on any location accessible by Google Maps. Maps for Thermal/Pressure/Fallout zones. Depressing. |
Dorothy Dale Kloss is the word's oldest showgirl.
And at 85, dances better and has better looking legs than you. :p |
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While searching for a weather widget I found this. I thought the animation of the wings was nice plus the ability to change the text and color. Kid stuff but fun.
http://www.magicwidgets.com/fallen-angel/ |
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House designs. Unique and contemporary at the bottom of the page.
I like this one though. http://www.digsdigs.com/californias-...lla-rockledge/ |
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Wow - there are some really good ones on there.
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Good regrets? I know what you mean, it just struck me as strange. :haha:
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How to hollow a book 'Cause ya never know when you have something to hide. ?
http://howto.rivers.pro/hollow-a-book/ |
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Good grief. :rolleyes:
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have you seen this? It's a Google mashup of war ('conflict") around the globe, with a time slider.
http://www.conflicthistory.com/#/period/1944-1952 |
I thoroughly enjoyed that cloud.
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thanks; it's cool, but sad
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I am completely fascinated by this site. If this is well-known, I apologize in advance. If it is not well-known, it should be.
wolf, I thought you might enjoy this. The Lives They Left Behind--Suitcases from a State Hospital Attic(particularly Willard Psychiatric Hospital in the Finger Lakes Region of NY) http://www.suitcaseexhibit.org/indexhasflash.html edit: further reading shows the institution was near Seneca Lake, where I spent some time when I was married as my ex's sister's family owned a cottage there (at the lake, not the hospital.) I don't remember hearing of it before. |
When I use a calendar wallpaper I usually end up with one of these. The site updates monthly.
http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2009...november-2009/ |
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Very nice. |
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I've downloaded both sets too.:) |
I thought posting crap on the cellar was the height of pathetic boredom/thrill seeking. lol
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...Range-Zoo.html I wasn't looking for this one. Ha but I am right when I said when in doubt don't use an apostrophe. A web page said so. It's gotta be true.:cool: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...Range-Zoo.html further toward the bottom of the page is more funnies Like this cartoon http://theoatmeal.com/comics/zombie_how ok one more and this one is nice. I haven't opened it yet though. http://stellarium.sourceforge.net/ Stellarium is a free open source planetarium for your computer. It shows a realistic sky in 3D, just like what you see with the naked eye, binoculars or a telescope. It is being used in planetarium projectors. Just set your coordinates and go. |
http://murff.net/bacon/
Play wikibacon! I found Kevin Bacon in eight links, on the second try. Depends on the starting link: white-faced ibis might be harder to link. |
That was fun.
I started on the page for the North American Confederacy. I visually scanned the links on the page until I saw a path that I thought should work. I was right. Click 1. Robert Heinlein Click 2. Starship Troopers (the book) Click 3. Starship Troopers (the movie) Click 4. Denise Richards Click 5. Wild Things (the movie) Click 6. Kevin Bacon I was disappointed that it didn't congratulate me or anything once I got to Kevin Bacon. It should at least tell you the number of steps it took. |
Yeah, I don't remember my path. It's a great idea but would be nice if it kept some kind of track, and statistics.
Fun, though. My first try was, I can't even remember it was so obscure. The second one was a country, from where I went to US, then to Media...finally found academy award winner listings and A Few Good Men. Voila! |
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Watch unemployment grow from 2007 up.
http://cohort11.americanobserver.net...ediafinal.html |
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Design your own tartan.
http://www.tartanmaker.com/ |
I liked that tartan maker. Mine was teal and burnt umber.
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Type in any Christmas song and see what the chin puppets do.
http://www.sundog.net/carolofthechins/flash/card.swf |
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fresh leak internal fund-raising Silentlology video
6 min http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NYmB9yvQKk |
Well you really can't argue with Bart Simpson when it comes to investing in eternity.
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