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Flint 08-28-2006 05:19 PM

What bothers me about that third photo is that his landing foot is flat, as opposed curved (absorbing the impact of the landing). And the part of the rock that it appears to be flat against (if that were a natural position, which it isn't) is a feature seen in profile, not an actual flat surface. The final problem with that flat foot is that the center of gravity of his body is aligned in a perfect perpendicular plane to it, exactly the way it would be if he was putting his weight on it, flat on the solid ground.

The arm that he is supposed to be grabbing with is also visually fitted against a feature seen in profile, not an actual feature that he could be grabbing.

Take your mouse and trace a line up perpindicular to his flat "landing" foot (trace a line from his foot to his head). Imagine that the foot is actually flat on the ground (not at the slight angle shown). Doesn't it look like he is walking along and "high-fiving" somebody? All I'm sayin' is that it really looks like that to me.

Flint 08-28-2006 05:32 PM

Actually, looking at it again, I'm not even sure that's the same guy (1st vs. 2nd & 3rd).

John 08-29-2006 12:38 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...t/53b3cbae.jpg

Shawnee123 08-29-2006 01:20 PM

My humble opinion is that the rock pic is a fake. However, we don't know from where the pic came to do any research into its authenticity.

John 08-30-2006 02:30 PM

http://www.livescience.com/images/06...en_rats_02.jpg
Glowing green rats.... who are the children of mice.

No, really.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/200608...bizarrelabwork

John 08-30-2006 02:31 PM

http://www.x11music.com/12.jpg

Also? Cutest otters ever.

Flint 08-30-2006 02:32 PM

John, where did you get those roller coaster images? Do you have any info about them?

Elspode 08-30-2006 02:54 PM

I always wondered what captive otters, desperate to escape the crushing grip of Man, looked like. Now I know. The look anthropomorphic.

Probably an evolutionary adaptation designed to lull us into complacency before they rip out our eyes and escape when the gate is open for feeding time.

dar512 08-30-2006 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode
desperate to escape the crushing grip of Man,

Pssst. Jailbreak. Tonight after dark. Fat Louie figured out that latch thing.

Shawnee123 08-30-2006 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Because people just don't do things that stupid, Shawnee123? :D

Heehee, you are the one of the two to catch me in my never ending naivete in two days! :)

capnhowdy 08-30-2006 06:53 PM

Although I'm sure there is a good reason the otters are in that cage, that image saddens me.

Spexxvet 08-30-2006 07:08 PM

If they weren't in the cage, they'd rip you to shreds.

footfootfoot 08-31-2006 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet
If they weren't in the cage, they'd rip you to shreds.

Follow! But! follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth.

rkzenrage 08-31-2006 11:51 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../th1_r3_c1.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...s/9591c6a9.jpg

sproglet 08-31-2006 12:20 PM

This one didn't look so cute.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...ter01small.jpg

Spexxvet 08-31-2006 12:24 PM

ewwwww, entrails

Do you think they're human? I've seen that type of fur on previously bald human heads.

sproglet 08-31-2006 02:34 PM

It's the still warm corpse of a baby chicken.

My local zoo is very near to a battery chicken farm, so this has become the staple diet for most of the animals. I'm pretty sure this is not the natural food for otters but they seemed to like it.

glatt 08-31-2006 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by sproglet
My local zoo is very near to a battery chicken farm, so this has become the staple diet for most of the animals. I'm pretty sure this is not the natural food for otters but they seemed to like it.

You took the picture? I think we all assumed it was found on the web like the rest of them. You should take credit up front. Nice picture, even if it's a little gross.

How did you get the chance to take the picture? Could anyone go there to watch the feeding or do you work there?

Shawnee123 08-31-2006 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sproglet
It's the still warm corpse of a baby chicken.

That' s a lot of guts for a baby chicken. They really stuff 'em in there, don't they?:p

glatt 08-31-2006 02:53 PM

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Flint 08-31-2006 02:57 PM

WTF ?! :::checks::: Okay, we're in the right thread... Bags of beer ???

glatt 08-31-2006 03:00 PM

Beats me. No explanation came with it.

Drink with a straw?

Flint 08-31-2006 03:02 PM

The keg busted open, and they tried to save it with whatever they had at hand, and . . . they happened to have some beer bags ???

dar512 08-31-2006 03:02 PM

My grandfather's generation bought beer by the bucket from the corner bar. I guess this is the new generation.

Happy Monkey 08-31-2006 03:03 PM

Wine : Beer :: Box : Bag

glatt 08-31-2006 03:06 PM

Maybe they poke a hole in the bottom corner and pour into a cup they bring with them? I'm picturing some sort of beer festival or something. Beats me.

Flint 08-31-2006 03:07 PM

un-fucking-believable

I don't know why this one bother me so much...

The 42 08-31-2006 03:40 PM

To quote Rent: "Wine and beer!"

Seems to fit.

Ok, that was pointless, but this is the what the fuck thread...

Undertoad 08-31-2006 05:31 PM

http://cellar.org/2006/060829_tort.jpg

I guess this is SFW. I guess.

zippyt 08-31-2006 05:37 PM

Dude I thought you said you were getting married this fall ?????

jinx 08-31-2006 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint
WTF ?! :::checks::: Okay, we're in the right thread... Bags of beer ???

"Fuck the cup, just pour it in mah hand for a dime"
"One rib?" "One rib!"

Ibby 08-31-2006 09:09 PM

Whoa, some of us read the cellar at school, dude.

And schools dont fuck around with things like that. if its round and has a nipple, you cant look at it. 'less its male.

zippyt 08-31-2006 10:03 PM

WTF ?! :::checks::: Okay, we're in the right thread... Bags of beer ???

The interveinus tubes haven't been put on yet

Elspode 08-31-2006 11:21 PM

Maybe that isn't beer. Maybe that's full of what you do *after* you've had the beer, and they're carrying it to the portapotty because he beer drinkers are too smashed to walk over there.

zippyt 08-31-2006 11:55 PM

portapotty because he beer drinkers are too smashed to walk over there.

Naa they would eather just piss them selfs or find a convient object to piss on

glatt 09-01-2006 09:05 AM

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Flint 09-01-2006 09:08 AM

The Christians decided that bicycles are evil, and this is where they burn them ???

John 09-01-2006 10:37 AM

Quote:

John, where did you get those roller coaster images? Do you have any info about them?
I found them in an online image scraper a while back - so no, I don't know anything about them. Sorry.

But I have this guy.

http://www.weblogimages.com/v.p?uid=...sid=Zbv55joDO7

John 09-01-2006 11:07 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...60812_cat6.jpg

Flint 09-01-2006 11:18 AM

Cats are so fuckin' awesome... I call my skittish cat "Captain Danger"

Shawnee123 09-01-2006 11:47 AM

I love the cat!

I'll bite: what is up with all the bikes on scaffolding? Some kind of art installation?

Spexxvet 09-01-2006 12:05 PM

Why does something have to be up with it? Maybe, it just is. Ommmmmm.

Shawnee123 09-01-2006 12:09 PM

:notworthy

Elspode 09-01-2006 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint
The Christians decided that bicycles are evil, and this is where they burn them ???

No. If that's what was going on, the riders would be strapped to the bikes, too.

Iggy 09-01-2006 01:52 PM

OMG that cat is so absolutely fabulous! Thanks. I really needed that. :D

UpYours 09-01-2006 01:59 PM

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I love this little dude!!

Shawnee123 09-01-2006 03:07 PM

I sense a theme, a motif if you will, in UpYours' persona...;)

UpYours 09-01-2006 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123
I sense a theme, a motif if you will, in UpYours' persona...;)

I'm not that bad..:right: :blush:

UpYours 09-01-2006 04:02 PM

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UpYours 09-01-2006 04:20 PM

Damn it didnt work.

footfootfoot 09-01-2006 09:59 PM

Dental Hygeine is over rated...

Hagar 09-03-2006 02:22 AM

Cats fly better if you hold them by one end to throw them, not by the middle. More distance and fewer scratches too.


:D

John 09-05-2006 02:55 PM

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i1...Crossfield.jpg

capnhowdy 09-05-2006 06:24 PM

I see Christ in there.

bigw00dy 09-06-2006 07:27 AM

Beer Helmut

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l5...beerhelmet.jpg

Shawnee123 09-06-2006 08:29 AM

I think his other hat is a hookah helmet, judging by his eyes.

rkzenrage 09-06-2006 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigw00dy

That's not WTF... that's PO boy solution!

Griff 09-06-2006 09:12 AM

Looks like Lord Chesterfield Ale though...

bbro 09-06-2006 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff
Looks like Lord Chesterfield Ale though...

I thought it was Yuengling when I first saw it

capnhowdy 09-06-2006 07:09 PM

This dude's stoned. And sitting in a M.A.S.H. tent. Jeez....


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