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monster 09-04-2011 02:59 PM

The Cellar: Even Carl Hiaasen couldn't write it

sexobon 09-06-2011 01:10 AM

The Cellar: EARTHQUAKES, FIRES, FLOODS, HURRICANES & TORNADOES - it's all just us trying to get your attention.

monster 09-09-2011 06:16 PM

The Cellar: Our flame wars started the Texas Fires

sexobon 09-11-2011 08:46 AM

The Cellar: No Dwellars were injured in the making of this tag line

monster 09-21-2011 01:05 PM

The Cellar: We eat the poop of other forums

http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=757508&postcount=6

monster 09-21-2011 01:06 PM

The Cellar: Way more intellectual than other Fora

sexobon 10-09-2011 09:47 PM

The Cellar: Waging no class warfare

Pico and ME 10-09-2011 10:01 PM

The Cellar: NO Class Here to Wage War Over. ;)

jimhelm 10-09-2011 10:18 PM

The Cellar: we're late for our nap!

sexobon 10-13-2011 04:10 AM

The Cellar: It's bigger on the inside than the outside; so, people may take a while to come out.

skysidhe 10-17-2011 10:39 PM

The Cellar: From marginal to hostile in a blink of an eye.

sexobon 10-18-2011 01:53 AM

The Cellar: We'll cry you a river when you sing your sad song.

Nirvana 10-18-2011 10:32 AM

The Cellar: Visitor messages for all!!

infinite monkey 10-18-2011 10:33 AM

The Cellar: More visitor messages than even those higher quality forums!

Nirvana 10-18-2011 10:37 AM

>snort<

infinite monkey 10-18-2011 12:57 PM

The Cellar: We Are Lesion!

Lamplighter 10-18-2011 02:12 PM

IM, your're doing very well today :lol:

infinite monkey 10-18-2011 02:13 PM

:blush:

Thanks.

sexobon 10-23-2011 09:26 PM

The Cellar: We'll prey on pray for you.

wolf 10-28-2011 12:46 PM

The Cellar: We are not a support group. This is more of a high-wire act without a net group.

infinite monkey 10-28-2011 03:41 PM

The Cellar: Yes, we do own the world's smallest violin, and we're not afraid to play it! :violin:

sexobon 10-30-2011 09:15 PM

The Cellar: Come right in and see our Sister Act debut

DanaC 10-31-2011 03:18 AM

*snort*

DanaC 10-31-2011 03:19 AM

The Cellar: the crazy you want.

Nirvana 10-31-2011 10:58 AM

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The Cellar: Our Monkey Will Take Your Dog Out!

Attachment 35025

footfootfoot 10-31-2011 11:08 AM

Who let the monkeys out?
Our monkeyma ran off with your dogma

DanaC 10-31-2011 07:30 PM

I like that last one Foots.

infinite monkey 10-31-2011 07:35 PM

The Cellar: we'll expand your box.

DanaC 10-31-2011 07:37 PM

*blinks*

sexobon 10-31-2011 11:13 PM

The Cellar: Who can it be now? Is it PP now?

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Is it PP posting in this thread?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more
Go 'way, you will not be read
Can't you see that it's late at night?
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired and I'm not feeling right
You're very drunk and you're not spelling right

All I wish is to be alone
All I wish is to like this place
Stay away, don't you invade my home
Stay away, don't you invade Home Base
Best off if you hang outside
Best off if you lurk outside
Don't come in, I'll only run and hide
Don't come in, we'll ignore your jive

Who can it be now?
Is it PP now?
Who can it be now?
Is it PP now?
Who can it be now?
Is it PP now?
Who can it be now?
Is it PP now?

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Is it PP posting in this thread?
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor
Make no reply, she's tetched in the head
If he hears, he'll knock all day
If she sees, she'll post all day
I'll be trapped and here I'll have to stay
We'll be trapped and here we'll have to stay

I've done no harm, I keep to myself
We've done no harm, we keep to ourselves
There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health
There's nothing wrong with our states of mental health
I like it here with my childhood friend
We like it here with our Cellar friends
Here they come, those feelings again
Here they come, those feelings again

Who can it be now?
Is it PP now?
Who can it be now?
Is it PP now?
Who can it be now?
Is it PP now?
Who can it be now?
Is it PP now?

Is it the man come to take me away?
Is it her sister come to take her away?
Why do they follow me?
Why do they not leave?
It's not the future that I can see
It's not the future that I can see
It's just my fantasy
It's just their duplicity

Oh, who can it be now?
Oh, is it PP now?
Oh, yeah, who can it, who can it
Oh yeah, is it, is it
Oh, who can it be now?
Oh, is it PP now?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Or, Jes...si...ca

DanaC 11-01-2011 06:21 AM

Outstanding

wolf 11-01-2011 10:06 AM

The Cellar: Now with 200% Less sPam!

monster 11-01-2011 11:02 AM

The Cellar: All about me.

BigV 11-01-2011 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 768465)
The Cellar: Our Monkey Will Take Your Dog Out!

Attachment 35025

How simians got canines.

sexobon 11-02-2011 03:37 PM

The Cellar: The Golden Rule is in effect - WE'RE GOLDEN AND WE RULE!

footfootfoot 11-02-2011 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 768802)
[b]The Cellar: Who can it be now?

Fantastic! I was working on an ABBA cover of "Drama Queen" but got side tracked. You blew mine away.

monster 11-03-2011 07:15 AM

The Cellar: Wouldn't touch it with a ten foot ƒucking metal stick

Nirvana 11-06-2011 03:11 PM

The Cellar: If something on this page offends you...please bring it to our attention so we can all laugh at you.

monster 11-06-2011 03:43 PM

The Cellar: Four word phrases usually followed by nonsense

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=26239

sexobon 11-07-2011 02:27 PM

The Cellar: Your Undo icon for seasonal blues

sexobon 12-03-2011 10:14 AM

The Cellar: We're making a list and checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty and ask them to post pics

BigV 12-05-2011 05:31 PM

Lol

Elspode 12-05-2011 09:25 PM

The Cellar: Hark, the Herald Faux News Sings

The Cellar: The bell ringer you pass on the corner might have once been your banker, so dig deep.

The Cellar: Occupying your manger.

The Cellar: "Hey, it was some scuzzy bearded dude standing in my living room chanting 'Ho, ho, ho'... so I pepper sprayed him.

The Cellar: Pre-Christmas sales start at Midnight on January 1st!

sexobon 12-24-2011 05:49 PM

The Cellar: New Year's Eve Countdown to 2012; 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - HAPPY NEW Y....................

richlevy 12-24-2011 08:05 PM

The Cellar: Your momma doesn't come round here. And if she did, then you'd better run boy!

sexobon 01-09-2012 11:26 AM

The Cellar: Where you can sound off monthly on the rag time band

monster 01-15-2012 05:03 PM

The Cellar: Atkins? South Beach? Weightwatchers? We have monkey recipes to suit.

infinite monkey 01-20-2012 08:46 PM

WE KNOW WHAT cAPS lOCK IS, Jenny.

edit: wrong thread. :blush:

monster 01-20-2012 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 788233)
The Cellar: Atkins? South Beach? Weightwatchers? We have monkey recipes to suit.

The Cellar: Atkins? South Beach? Weightwatchers? We have monkey suits to recipe...

sexobon 01-25-2012 09:13 PM

The Cellar: CAUTION - Tricky footing ahead

monster 02-01-2012 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 429428)
The Cellar: Groundhog Day for the internet

:D

sexobon 02-11-2012 01:59 PM

The Cellar: Post applications to be our official community Valentine in the NSFW thread

sexobon 02-13-2012 06:29 PM

The Cellar: Come in and line up for our reenactment of the St. Valentine's Day massacre

infinite monkey 02-15-2012 02:46 PM

The Cellar: Goats and Sheep are the new Whales and Dolphins

monster 02-16-2012 07:33 PM

The Cellar: Expertise in Everything

sexobon 02-18-2012 10:43 PM

The Cellar: WE won't let you fall asleep in the bathtub

sexobon 02-22-2012 10:54 PM

The Cellar: Our true sexuality? ... Indescribably Delicious!

monster 02-23-2012 10:22 PM

The Cellar: Every year is a leap year

monster 03-01-2012 09:47 PM

The Cellar: Leap Year? We prefer to Leap Frog and go Under Toads.......

monster 03-02-2012 07:18 PM

The Cellar: Free Shipping and Handling


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