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Elspode 08-12-2005 11:40 AM

$2,187.50 for the round trip. Plt, definitely take a commercial flight. Bri, don't get worked up. Don't you want the man to arrive with couple bucks in his pocket? You're gonna be awful hungry and thirsty after about seven or eight hours, you know.

plthijinx 08-12-2005 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRat
I was wondering exactly what they said... here's your bill, wanna screw???

nah it's more like "screw the bill! wanna F$ck?!"

Trilby 08-18-2005 11:08 AM

Ok, wolfie, you said something about bitch slapping me here in the sex thread: Ok--DO IT!


(I kinda like it! :blush:

wolf 08-18-2005 11:12 AM

I'm actually more of a flogger.

Bitchslapping is rougher on the hands.

Trilby 08-18-2005 11:17 AM

(joyously) A flogging! A flogging! :)

Trilby 08-18-2005 11:52 AM

(sobbing)


wolf has, once again, left me high and dry!


(sobbing some more)

Silent 08-18-2005 12:12 PM

You must be bored today.

In case Wolf never returns, for you:

http://nawtythings.com/toys/dj0273.html

wolf 08-18-2005 01:24 PM

There is more than one kind of punishment ...

Trilby 09-09-2005 02:16 PM

Is it me... Or does itsjulie appear RIPE for this thread? I'm detecting an undercurrent of...shall we say, horny-ness, in her posts, and am wondering if she has anything to add to our little homespun thread on sex? Whaddya say, julie? Any, er, pointers?

bargalunan 09-09-2005 03:44 PM

Illustrated by Britney Spears example, it's well known that US people have no sex before wedding.
That's the reason why they can easily get married in Las Vegas.
They get divorce 5 minutes later, that is longer than their sexual intercourse.
Can be worried for them because they seldom get married more than 10 times in their lifes and then look like Lizz Taylor.

So sad :(

seakdivers 09-09-2005 04:42 PM

Brianna - I totally agree.


Bring it on Julie! :corn:

itsjulie 09-09-2005 08:50 PM

HOLY SHIT !!!!

HOLY SHIT AND HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brianna - You are GOOD! OK, what gave it away before I talk?

:heart-on:

itsjulie 09-09-2005 09:02 PM

Guess I will "be a tease" - heading off to bed and off to the bachelorette party first thing in the morning - back Sunday afternoon - and I plan on having some great stories!!!! Since, it has been about 5 months for me :mg: :mg: :mg: :mg: :mg: :mg: :mg: :mg: :mg: :mg: :mg: :mg:

I'll leave you with that!

Trilby 09-10-2005 12:24 AM

Oh, girl. five months is Nuthing! Give us a story! :)

Mary Jane and Me 09-10-2005 10:49 PM

Hey ya'll, this is the first time I have been to this site, and I gotta say ITS AWESOME!!! :p :p


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