A very old Scandinavian doorway. Carve yours now and you're great grandchildren will have a very old doorway.

Iz teh awesome.

I don't know? I like the table, and I like the chairs, but I don't think they go together. :confused:

Imma get on that.

Grab a couple doors from the junkyard and build a unique* wardrobe.
* code word for ugly.

That's like something out of Sid's room in Toy Story, after he hits puberty.

Ew.

Puzzle...

There's a seam in the middle of the "I" shaped piece in the picture on the left. Those pieces split to become the bottom left, and top right corners in the picture on the right.

OK, like this. There appears to be a seam in the center, probably to make the leaves a manageable size, but both would have to be used.

Need an axe? Carve one or weld one.

I like the wooden one.

Convert an old upright piano to a desk...

I could do that. Although, I like the liquor cabinet treatment too and would probably get a lot more use out of that transformation. Which one would sell for greater profit I wonder....

I have the means, motive, and opportunity. All I lack is ... permission. I'm not willing to substitute forgiveness at this point. I am saving that trade for the unexplained disappearance of the pellet furnace. shhhhhh.....