That would be cool. We must know someone who could sell it for us.

A nut to crack:

A man is sitting in a bar feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of 100 dollar bills out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?"
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing?

Happy Birthday, dear

Happy Birthday to youUUUUUUUUU!

Had you already heard that, or did it just come to you? Thought it might be an oldie, but I'm easily stumped on things like that.

I am familiar with that song, yes.







*chuckle*

To answer your question, I did just "figure it out"; I had never heard that mental nut before. I like it, thanks!

Why you, you...

(who you calling a you you?)

;)

By the way, hanging out with me is to suffer these kinds of attempts at humor on a regular basis; to deliberately respond to an unintended alternate meaning (some would say deliberate misinterpretation, but not in a hostile way) as a way of displaying my cleverness.

You've been warned.

Oh, I'm good with that. I'm constantly displaying my cleverness. :D

Not me. I usually get it caught on the edge of my pocket or something and drop it, or when I show it, it's upside down or something.

I gather it's still entertaining. :eyebrow:

Like a clown? Entertaining like a clown?

Decapitate me and all becomes equal. Then truncate me and I become second. Cut me front and back and I become two less than I started.

What am I?

III

Roman numeral three

Nope.

Is it some kind of insignia a military person of one kind or another might wear on their sleeve or hat?

(Sorry, not good on military terms)

A hobo?