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HungLikeJesus 01-18-2012 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 789048)
Jelly side up. Its required.

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 789055)
Peanut butter first - it insulates the bread thereby preventing it from absorbing all the liquid from the jelly.

If you put peanut butter on both slices of bread, how can you have the jelly side up? It would be in the middle.

classicman 01-18-2012 10:13 PM

zactly

ZenGum 01-18-2012 10:52 PM

Any minute now we're going to be taping the PBJ sandwich to a cat dropped from a small height above an infinitely expensive carpet...

classicman 01-18-2012 10:54 PM

... on a plane on a treadmill?

ZenGum 01-18-2012 11:01 PM

On a treadmill? Luxury! When ah were a boy, we din't have no treadmills...

jimhelm 01-18-2012 11:56 PM

Peanut butter on the bottom, applied first. Jelly laid directly on the peanut butter.

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SamIam 01-19-2012 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 789072)
Any minute now we're going to be taping the PBJ sandwich to a cat dropped from a small height above an infinitely expensive carpet...

Hey! That was a fun little experiment. I'd almost forgotten about it. I believe I just used plain old butter, though and the kitty strongly objected to having a slice of bread taped to his back. The things I do for the sake of science...

glatt 01-19-2012 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 789084)
Jelly laid directly on the peanut butter.

What are you, high? You're going to get a little peanut butter on your jelly knife and contaminate the jelly jar if you do that.

You put the peanut butter on one slice, and the jelly on the other, and you bring the two together by flipping the peanut butter slice onto the jelly slice. If you flipped the jelly slice, the jelly might drip off because a proper PB&J sandwich has a lot of jelly.

infinite monkey 01-19-2012 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 789108)
What are you, high? You're going to get a little peanut butter on your jelly knife and contaminate the jelly jar if you do that.

You put the peanut butter on one slice, and the jelly on the other, and you bring the two together by flipping the peanut butter slice onto the jelly slice. If you flipped the jelly slice, the jelly might drip off because a proper PB&J sandwich has a lot of jelly.

jim, Dude! What he said!

Sigh. Read the instructions, people!

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Peanut...Jelly-Sandwich

Clodfobble 01-19-2012 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt
What are you, high? You're going to get a little peanut butter on your jelly knife and contaminate the jelly jar if you do that.

Yes! Even washing the knife between is not sufficient. Two knives is the only option.

Lamplighter 01-19-2012 08:23 AM

I thought you had to put Hershey bars in between the PB and J.

infinite monkey 01-19-2012 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 789114)
I thought you had to put Hershey bars in between the PB and J.

That is WAY too much going on, for a sandwich.

bonus trivia: what is Joey Tribiani's favorite food?





answer: a sandwich

HungLikeJesus 01-19-2012 08:28 AM

It's better to get peanut butter in your jelly than to get jelly in your peanut butter.

By the way, the peanut butter - it has to be creamy, not crunchy.

infinite monkey 01-19-2012 08:29 AM

omg I bet you guys leave bread crumbs in the butter too. Yuck ptooey bleh.

Spexxvet 01-19-2012 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 789117)
By the way, the peanut butter - it has to be creamy, not crunchy.

That's crazy talk!


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