Damsel Fly

laudanum

Double-sided tape, a 3M product, a product you can trust, a product made here, in the USA. Available at your local Home Depot. Shop Local, Think Global. Because only YOU can prevent forest fires. Use the buddy system, and don't swim alone. Feed the dog, put out the cat, and turn off the light. Because the monster under your bed can smell fear, and if you pee outside, a seagull will bite off your weewee. Put your brothers baseball glove back where you found it, he has a game tomorrow, and if you lose his glove, I'm gonna crack you one across the ass with this yardstick. Kiss your grandmother goodnight, I don't care that she smells funny, you be nice to her. Uncle Pete's dentures are not a toy, put them back where he had them. I don't care if your father said yes, you are not getting a machete. The red zone is for loading and unloading only.

logic

We have this conversation at least once a month. I haven't said yes yet, but the boy is working on wearing me down. He's especially got his eye on the hatchets and axes. But I know what will happen if I give in. There will be chop marks in EVERYTHING on our property.

You'll chop your eye out!

Could someone please check on Ghosty?

I think he may have been having a stroke.

It this thread ruined?

Unfortunately, no.

mustard

Dilantin

Don't use Jergins.
Use Turle Wax.
It doesn't bead up in the shower, and leaves a nice sheen.

comprehension

Alameda

I will fuck your dinner and eat your wife