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I wonder if foot saw what I wrote on his Bacefook page about Marco Polo? :bolt:

this has been making me laugh for a while now.

Afterwards sadly speechless disbelieving bereft descriptive.

Apparently, 3.14 % of sailors are pi-rates.

Graduation announcement...

Welcome to Life.



SLAP!

So I went to the zoo and visited the Orang Utan. I gave him copies of the Origin of Species and the Bible. Now he's trying to figure out if he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother.

:thumb:

The bad and ugly king had a beautiful girl as a captive.
Though her beauty shone like a thousand moons, the dress she was forced to wear was very unbecoming.

She waited day and night, looking out with hope out the dungeon window, searching for the knight who would free her.
However, every knight was scared away by her dress, which, as I've said before, was very ugly.

She was crying in hopelessness when the evil king jeered, "See, I told you no knight would rescue a damsel in dis dress!"