Never took Mickey for a spelunker.

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iPhone 10. ;)

And I thought I'd seen the most tasteless clothing possible on PoW ... :eek:

I thought it was a skirt but I think it is really a sweatshirt tied around her waist.

I was actually gonna go with Photoshopped, albeit rather well done. I can't really point to anything in particular, it just looks off to me.

Look at the bottom edge of it, that's the ribbing of a sweatshirt, not the hem of a skirt. And if you look closely below that it looks blue like blue jeans.

I agree. And it's still going to be utterly tasteless when worn as intended ... not quite as grotesque but still tasteless.

The image has been sharpened. It was out of focus.

:)

I guess the front of the sweatshirt has Mickey's head sticking out in the manner of a baby Xenomorph emerging from the wearer's chest.

Which raises a bunch of possibilities of wearing it as it is, with the front facing outwards, and Mickey hanging out her butt; or wearing it apron-style, with Mickey emerging from ...

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At a half-marathon...

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Hah!

Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand.

After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!" Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!"