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zippyt 08-13-2006 01:52 AM

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Pink Pistols ???
Yes they Have been made !!!

zippyt 08-13-2006 02:13 AM

I'd bet the one in the well is empty

Then WHY have it in the mag well ??????

MsSparkie 08-13-2006 12:19 PM

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Bird flu strikes south Florida....

Savannh 08-13-2006 08:54 PM

Gee, and my husband complains about having to shave every morning...

http://www.bitoffun.com/images/wei-Wolfman.jpg

MsSparkie 08-13-2006 09:08 PM

Getting my tweezers.....

footfootfoot 08-14-2006 10:45 PM

Which leads us to the obvious question, Esquire fans...

"Why is this man smiling?"

bluecuracao 08-14-2006 11:23 PM

He receives unlimited, free haircare products.

bbro 08-15-2006 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
Which leads us to the obvious question, Esquire fans...

"Why is this man smiling?"

If this is the family I am thinking of, there are a bunch, and VERY popular with the ladies.

Spexxvet 08-15-2006 08:57 AM

His bitch is in heat?

Savannh 08-15-2006 10:03 AM

http://members.shaw.ca/nubblenoel/wei-bighair.jpg

Undertoad 08-15-2006 10:10 AM

The cat has the right reaction. "O dear god!"

Savannh 08-15-2006 10:24 AM

The cat is traumatised, and needs to be rescued immediately.

And the boots totally do not go with that dress. Either match the colours, or choose a complementary shade.

John 08-15-2006 11:13 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...s/090fe19f.jpg

footfootfoot 08-15-2006 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
He's naked from the waist down. ;)

How could anyone tell?

Sundae 08-15-2006 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Savannh
And the boots totally do not go with that dress. Either match the colours, or choose a complementary shade.

Harsh! Have you never had a "grab whatever fits & is clean" day?

John 08-15-2006 01:05 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ion_cub_13.jpg

And yes, the lion IS lying in the water dish during this fight.

MsSparkie 08-15-2006 08:15 PM

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Heavy sleeper....(category: things men do that women would not ever think of)

MsSparkie 08-15-2006 08:16 PM


Sweet photo.....but in about six months.....you'll hear those bells from inside the lion's tummy.

John 08-16-2006 09:05 AM

Ideally, not likely. The whole point of raising lion cubs in human houses with human pets around is to socialise them and teach them that humans and housepets are friends, not food.

Besides, once they get bigger than a large dog, they get moved into zoos permanently, for obvious health and safety concerns.

BTW: I found more recent pictures of the lion cub and the mastiff puppy.

http://laree.smugmug.com/gallery/1321614/2/62342487

John 08-16-2006 09:14 AM

http://www.inkycircus.com/photos/unc...eli_bear_1.jpg

On the topic of animals in zoos and stress, "The baboons got stressed, the lions got fat and zoo officials worry the antelopes might have heart attacks." - the inhabitants of the Haifa Zoo are not taking things well.

glatt 08-16-2006 02:23 PM

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glatt 08-16-2006 02:25 PM

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and a similar theme

footfootfoot 08-16-2006 05:18 PM

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and a similar theme

Horseplay leads to tears...

MsSparkie 08-16-2006 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by John
Ideally, not likely. The whole point of raising lion cubs in human houses with human pets around is to socialise them and teach them that humans and housepets are friends, not food.

Besides, once they get bigger than a large dog, they get moved into zoos permanently, for obvious health and safety concerns.

BTW: I found more recent pictures of the lion cub and the mastiff puppy.

http://laree.smugmug.com/gallery/1321614/2/62342487

Great pictures! I notice they don't get cozy with each other....2 males ?

MsSparkie 08-16-2006 06:28 PM

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Look closely....

footfootfoot 08-16-2006 09:08 PM

Bruce, Oh please. Lion in the house are so ten minutes ago, don't you know snow leopards are where it's at?

footfootfoot 08-16-2006 09:19 PM

right again, or is it all your snakes are belong to us?

MsSparkie 08-16-2006 10:24 PM

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A huge liger.....lion/tiger. A cat that is a tigon...tiger/lion....is smaller.

For you doubting Thomases......http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/liger.asp

BigV 08-17-2006 11:00 AM

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Bruce, Oh please. Lion in the house are so ten minutes ago, don't you know snow leopards are where it's at?

Wow. This is on my view at first possible opportunity list. How did you know?

Lion in the House




edit: ur sik. fixed badly formatted link.

footfootfoot 08-17-2006 11:41 AM

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May I recommend Puffs Plus, with lotion?

glatt 08-17-2006 12:56 PM

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Hammer time, Nazi style

John 08-22-2006 11:22 AM

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92...ey_Baptism.jpg

John 08-22-2006 01:59 PM

http://static.flickr.com/72/221934391_dbd645a24c_d.jpg

glatt 08-23-2006 01:06 PM

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I'm assuming this is some sort of art exhibit. I think it's pretty cool.

Shawnee123 08-23-2006 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Beak off, eyes off, ink off ? No wonder they call it Vulgaris. :sick:

And "wild caught" as opposed to the tame Octopusses, Octopi, Octo-whatever, that you see hanging around the neighborhood?

9th Engineer 08-24-2006 11:19 PM

I'm pretty sure they got that effect by putting a sheet of fiberglass at the 'surface' and putting a thin layer of water onto it. Of course, that'd have to be pretty damn strong plexiglass to not bow over that span. Just my guess, but look closely at the ladder where it breaks the surface for a clue.

glatt 08-25-2006 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Plexiglass...why go to all that trouble when you can photoshop it? ;)

Here's one from 1932. Burning tires in a fireplace...WTF! :eek:

Better than incense.

Happy Monkey 08-25-2006 10:08 AM

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More work for these guys:

BigV 08-25-2006 10:44 AM

Dude can't get off the ballot or the xbox.

Xbox 360, PS3 HL2: Episode Two Delayed



By Craig Schwartz
No Half Life Two Episode Two 'til next year
Half Life Two Episode Two delayed for PS3, Xbox 360, PCWhen Valve Software CEO Gabe Newell said last month that the new Half-Life 2 would be coming out by years end for both Xbox 360 and PS3, it appears he was biting off a bit more than he could chew. Sadly, Valve has now backtracked and is shooting for the first quarter for all the platforms: Xbox 360, PS3, and PC.

Gamespot reported on this incredible bummer:

"It's just sort of classic Valve being overly aggressive on our dates," the usually tight-lipped executive told the site, referring to his company's long history of missing release dates. "But we're aiming for Q1 [2007] right now, and we're really far along in the play test stage." Attempts to directly contact Lombardi, who is currently in Europe, were unsuccessful as of press time.

Lombardi also confirmed the PC Half-Life 2: Episode Two would launch alongside the 360 edition, which Valve is developing internally, and the PS3 edition. Lombardi also told Eurogamer that the PS3 Episode Two is being codeveloped at an unnamed internal EA studio, as well as at Valve's Bellevue, Washington, headquarters.

Good things come to those who wait...we guess.

glatt 08-25-2006 01:38 PM

Weird. why is DeLay's picture in that Article?

Flint 08-25-2006 01:43 PM

"delay"

glatt 08-25-2006 01:51 PM

Funny.

I assumed it was incompetence, not humor. Things like that are often incompetence.

glatt 08-25-2006 03:29 PM

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base jumper

zippyt 08-25-2006 06:31 PM

Here's one from 1932. Burning tires in a fireplace...WTF!

Ughh Bruce , they are grinding up old tires and useing the carbon ( aprox 80 % ) and steel ( aprox 10 % ) in some steel mills .

footfootfoot 08-25-2006 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Plexiglass...why go to all that trouble when you can photoshop it? ;)

Here's one from 1932. Burning tires in a fireplace...WTF! :eek:

That's going to be updated for pressure treated lumber...

footfootfoot 08-25-2006 08:48 PM

intermittent squirts of gasoline from a spary bottle may do in a pinch...

richlevy 08-26-2006 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt
Weird. why is DeLay's picture in that Article?

Maybe he's the 'Boss' in the final level of HL2/2. Think of how many games they'd sell.

glatt 08-27-2006 09:20 PM

Holy cow! That's stupid.

How much better was the shot of the Grand Canyon from 6 feet closer? How bad a photographer are you if you can't take a decent shot of the canyon from the first outcropping?

And he's just wearing flip flops?!

footfootfoot 08-28-2006 08:23 AM

I smell photoshop. the color of his jeans increases in intensity in the "stupid" pictures, also note the directness and color of the light in the first shot, sharp shadows on the rock to which he will jump, warmish light. Then hey presto! It's all different.

I think it's just a gag.

glatt 08-28-2006 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
Then hey presto! It's all different.

The first picture looks like it's just before the sun set, the second two just after. The second two look different because there's no sun.

limey 08-28-2006 11:31 AM

But how handy is it that someone was there to take the photos, eh?

glatt 08-28-2006 12:58 PM

At the Grand Canyon during a sunset, there's always someone there to take photos. At least at every official scenic overlook anyway.

rkzenrage 08-28-2006 02:48 PM

Any pics of baby Joe Dirt?

Shawnee123 08-28-2006 02:56 PM

He looks like he's still out in the middle somewhere on the second rock. Are we to assume he jumped from rock to rock to rock?

rkzenrage 08-28-2006 03:48 PM

As an old free climber, it does not seem to be that big-a' deal to me, other than the foot wear.

Shawnee123 08-28-2006 03:54 PM

He rocks, dude!
:D

glatt 08-28-2006 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage
As an old free climber, it does not seem to be that big-a' deal to me, other than the foot wear.

So jumping from cliff to cliff with just one hand free while tucking your tripod and camera gear under the other arm is all normal?

rkzenrage 08-28-2006 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt
So jumping from cliff to cliff with just one hand free while tucking your tripod and camera gear under the other arm is all normal?

I would not have had a tall tripod like that, I had a small one. Both my hands would have been free. Other than that, sure.

Happy Monkey 08-28-2006 04:58 PM

Outside of the footwear and arm, I'd agree with you.

But he was wearing flip-flops and jumping one-handed. That's pretty high on the stupidometer.

rkzenrage 08-28-2006 05:04 PM

Free climbers are not known for our brains... some of my climbs were not very bright. I have been blessed-out more than once by park rangers.


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