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sexobon 06-06-2011 10:34 AM

The Cellar: Old Dwellars never die, they just lurk all day.

BigV 06-06-2011 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 738563)
The Cellar: Old Dwellars never die, they just lurk all day.

:thumb:

Crimson Ghost 06-06-2011 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 738549)
The Cellar: I missed you when you were gone.

The Cellar: We missed you - but our aim is improving

monster 06-07-2011 06:52 AM

The Cellar: Hark! Hark! The Shark

monster 06-07-2011 06:53 AM

The Cellar: Oh, I'm sorry, I was just trying to find the lighswitch

infinite monkey 06-07-2011 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 738700)
The Cellar: We missed you - but our aim is improving

The Cellar: Our aim is to keep our bathrooms clean. Your aim would help.

Trilby 06-07-2011 08:01 AM

Welcome to our Cellar: notice there is no 'pee' in it. Please help us keep it that way.

sexobon 06-07-2011 10:44 AM

The Cellar: We're not sorry if we detained you

monster 06-07-2011 11:07 AM

The Cellar: We are not sure if that is our weiner

monster 06-08-2011 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 738563)
The Cellar: Old Dwellars never die, they just lurk all day.

cite!





;)

sexobon 06-10-2011 04:24 AM

The Cellar: Join The Cellar Foreign Legion and see the World Wide Web

sexobon 06-18-2011 07:09 PM

The Cellar: Lewd photos not required for transparency

sexobon 06-25-2011 03:10 AM

The Cellar: We can only go up from here

richlevy 06-25-2011 09:39 PM

The Cellar: We may say no, but what we really mean is.....well......no.

monster 06-26-2011 08:46 PM

The Cellar: your tagline could be here, call 1-800-cellar1

footfootfoot 06-26-2011 09:39 PM

The Cellar: It's a complete circle lurk.

monster 06-29-2011 09:34 PM

The Cellar: WTF NSFW /= dodgy porn


That should attract a few "visitors" to the site.....

footfootfoot 06-29-2011 09:38 PM

The Cellar: Even though we can't stand intolerant people we'll put up with you.

richlevy 07-02-2011 03:26 PM

The Cellar: Your mom warned you about us.

Sundae 07-02-2011 03:47 PM

The Cellar: don't worry about the dead hobos; they don't worry about you.

richlevy 07-02-2011 09:20 PM

The Cellar: Over 100,000 aliens served.:alien2:

infinite monkey 07-05-2011 08:33 AM

The Cellar: like piscine into the wind

monster 07-07-2011 10:51 AM

The Cellar: Shovel-ready

http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=743816&postcount=149

Spexxvet 07-07-2011 11:07 AM

The Cellar: Horse Sitters Wanted

classicman 07-07-2011 12:04 PM

The Cellar: Shovel-ready Horse Sitters

sexobon 07-07-2011 04:36 PM

The Cellar: A guilty pleasure in 49 states, an innocent mistake in Florida

richlevy 07-17-2011 08:11 PM

We need to address this 'Cellar ambivalence' issue.

Hence:

The Cellar: Now with 20 percent more gratuitous nudity.:ggw:

It works better with the smiley.

sexobon 07-27-2011 05:12 AM

The Cellar: We get that you don't get that we get it.

infinite monkey 07-27-2011 10:32 AM

The Cellar: There is no dark side of the Cellar, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark.

Pete Zicato 07-27-2011 03:47 PM

Our dark side is chocolate - and creamy caramel.

infinite monkey 07-27-2011 04:34 PM

The Cellar: We are the YUM.

monster 07-28-2011 05:51 PM

The Cellar: One floor below the pit of despair.

sexobon 08-12-2011 04:22 AM

The Cellar: Riot sale coming soon!

grynch 08-12-2011 04:32 AM

it's probably been done before.. but I'm not going to sort thru 126 pages before this one...

http://www.horrorsociety.com/wp-cont...pi-281x400.jpg

sexobon 08-12-2011 05:20 AM

The Cellar: We can read the tRio cAt to a dyslexic mob.

monster 08-13-2011 11:14 PM

The Cellar: Rioting without the physical effort

jimhelm 08-14-2011 03:47 AM

the cellar: Damn. We hate it when we sound crazy.

monster 08-14-2011 01:40 PM

The Cellar: Quick! Griff's tool is on display

infinite monkey 08-14-2011 02:11 PM

The Cellar: our angsty-wangsty spider went up our water spout.

monster 08-14-2011 10:35 PM

The Cellar: It's tornado season, get the fuck in here!

sexobon 08-15-2011 09:07 AM

The Cellar: We skipped capitalism, socialism, and communism going directly to toadtalitarianism

Griff 08-15-2011 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 750251)
The Cellar: Quick! Griff's tool is on display

What? Hey!

John Sellers 08-16-2011 01:52 PM

The Cellar: Have you choked yer smurf today?

infinite monkey 08-18-2011 08:14 AM

The Cellar: What is the Image du Jour? The Image of the Day, you say? Mmmmm, that sounds good. I'll have that.

sexobon 08-22-2011 02:27 AM

The Cellar: Now in its third iteration of the seven year itch

sexobon 08-23-2011 04:27 PM

The Cellar: Contact our agent for a FREE quote http://cellar.org/images/buttons2007/viewpost.gif

classicman 08-23-2011 10:33 PM

The Cellar: As powerful as an East Coast earthquake.

richlevy 08-26-2011 07:26 PM

The Cellar - Home of the world's largest boobs.....but not the kind you're looking for.

sexobon 08-27-2011 04:24 PM

The Cellar: EVACUATION IN PROGRESS (better open a bathroom window)

monster 08-27-2011 06:08 PM

If there are windows, is it truly a cellar?

sexobon 08-27-2011 07:23 PM

For those who take their laptop into the bathroom instead of a newspaper.

monster 08-27-2011 07:34 PM

Good luck to them...

sexobon 08-28-2011 01:23 AM

I knew you'd want everything to come out alright.

jimhelm 08-28-2011 01:58 AM

The cellar: banging you like a screen door in a hurricane since 1991.

sexobon 08-28-2011 04:46 AM

The Cellar: States of Emergency have been declared in the Philosophy and the Relationships forums.

Gravdigr 08-28-2011 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 753037)
If there are windows, is it truly a cellar?

No, but, The Basement just doesn't have the cachet.

infinite monkey 08-31-2011 03:54 PM

The Cellar: Representatives are standing by to shit on your snippets of happiness. Call NOW. No waiting!

Sundae 09-01-2011 05:07 AM

The Cellar: as retro as an R2D2 hat

DanaC 09-01-2011 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 753089)
The Cellar: States of Emergency have been declared in the Philosophy and the Relationships forums.

Awesome!

richlevy 09-04-2011 07:20 AM

The Cellar: If you can read this - you're too close!

The Cellar: Devo was right.

The Cellar: I can't remember when I've had so much fun - but that's Alzheimer's for ya.


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