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bluecuracao 10-05-2008 07:24 PM

Overall, the trash talk has been far too polite. What the hell is wrong with you people.

Clodfobble 10-05-2008 07:37 PM

Hell, I've been planning to remain undefeated this whole time!!

lumberjim 10-05-2008 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 487854)
i'm on track for an 0-12 finish


not anymore you're not. see you in the playoffs



edit:


holy hell.. i just looked at your team...

wall to wall talent...you should be 4-0 wtf?

Undertoad 10-05-2008 11:51 PM

Everybody underperforms on target, is what. Plus I had the worst QB pick in Bulger, I had Shockey who did nothing and then got injured...

Pete 10-06-2008 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by sycamore (Post 490118)
Barring an explosion from Hines Ward tonight, I might actually win this week.

Ponies have a whole two point lead. We're gonna shut out the Southies. so there

glatt 10-06-2008 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 481788)
glatt has McNabb in the fantasy league - he'll win... McNabb with 297 passing yards and 3 passing TDs at the half... great quarterback, or the greatest quarterback?


I see what you did there UT. Convince the newbie he's got great talent on his team so you can cream him in week five. Pretty sneaky.

McNabb's performance seems to be tied to the share price of Wachovia.

elSicomoro 10-06-2008 09:12 AM

Motherfuck! Hines Ward comes back with a solid performance. Now I just need Ryan Longwell to kick 3 extra points or one field goal tonight and I'll gladly give your ass back to you, Pete. ;)

lumberjim 10-06-2008 09:31 AM

i heard he got benched

Clodfobble 10-06-2008 05:02 PM

I'd just like to point out that my record is 3-1, which puts me tied for third place across the whole league. Strategize and maneuver all you want, when it comes down to it, it's all just throwing darts.

lumberjim 10-06-2008 06:25 PM

it's more than that. I appreciate your postion, but I made several moves and my team has improved drastically. There is an element of randomocity that makes it somewhat cromulent. I mean....who expected Huard to get negative points this week?

Griff 10-07-2008 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by bluecuracao (Post 490155)
Overall, the trash talk has been far too polite. What the hell is wrong with you people.

In your face! We both suck.

I didn't realize that RBs and WRs don't get credit for return tds. Anybody want a slightly used Reggie Bush or Santonio Holmes? Well maybe I'll keep Holmes.

jinx 10-07-2008 10:15 AM

5 - 0

:devil:

Pete 10-07-2008 01:32 PM

OK Syc. I'm calling you for piling on, unsportsmanlike conduct, hurting the feelings of the poor little cute ponies, and utter Belichickosity. Hell, you only needed 3 points. Geez.

Did anyone notice that the Ponies consistently have among the most points in the league every week but they still have a losing record. Not that I'm getting whiney or anything.

lumberjim 10-07-2008 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete (Post 490738)
OK Syc. I'm calling you for piling on, unsportsmanlike conduct, hurting the feelings of the poor little cute ponies, and utter Belichickosity. Hell, you only needed 3 points. Geez.

Did anyone notice that the Ponies consistently have among the most points in the league every week but they still have a losing record. Not that I'm getting whiney or anything.

i said as much to griff. your team is as strong as 8 acres of garlic on paper.

and you're doing the right things with them:

Record: 2-3-0 (L2)
Coach Rating: 97 (1st)...this has to do with getting the most out of your available players
Schedule Difficulty: 3rd
Passing Rank: 8th
Rushing Rank: 5th
Receiving Rank: Tied for 6th
Defense/ST Rank: 11th

Quote:

Originally Posted by help center
Coach Rating is:
The number of fantasy points this coach's team has scored this season, shown as a percentage of the maximum number of points the owner could have scored if that owner had started the highest scoring players each week. A good owner won't leave points on the bench!


lumberjim 10-07-2008 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 490640)
5 - 0

:devil:

I'll have a tshirt made for you if you go undefeated. srsly.


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