I'd take Guys & dolls anyday!
(I was in a version of it)

Strippers never get their cocks out.
Oh! I guess they might do in Aus! Please tell?!

Cocks do come out over here.

I have the best of both worlds now though, Guys and Dolls, then there will be a hot, horny dude waiting for me in my hotel room.

:D Woo Hoo.

the PERFECT hotdog buns
 

All I wanted was one package of brown 'n serve rolls. But standing in my way was a lady determined to find that perfect package of hotdog buns out of the whole display of identical packages of hotdog buns.

Is this it? No... What about this one? Or this one? Or this one? Or this one? Oh, wait, this is is pretty good...oh, no nevermind. Now THIS one! No, no, this one is all wrong. Maybe this one, or this one, or this one. Have I tried these back here, all the way in the back? I'll just pull 5 or 10 of these out. No, no, no, these are all wrong. Have I looked at this one yet? Oh... hold on... this one is pretty great. I think...yes. This is it! Except...no. No it isn't. This one is total shit. I already looked at this one I think. But what about this one? Or this one? Or this one? Or this one?

I know a guy with schizophrenia who used to do that with bread.

lol @ Flint - I was getting paper products and the lady in front of me did the same thing with paper plates... PAPER PLATES for goodness sakes - Maybe I should have posted this in the good deeds thread - cuz nut choking her into submission was mine for the day.

OK, I'll take your paper plates and raise you a "leave your cart in the middle of the aisle while you wander around looking at 567 identical packages of Kraft American Cheese" and a "I need to be on my cell phone the entire time I perform all the above tricks."

Seriously, what do they talk about?

Caller: Hey whaddya doin'?
Callee: Nothing, whatchoo doin'?
Caller: I'm at the grocery store
Callee: Yeah?
Caller: Yeah
Callee: what are ya buyin'?
Caller: some milk, some eggs, maybe a frozen pizza
Callee: really?
Caller: yeah
Callee: cool
Caller: yeah

Sheesh.

lol - thats sounds like my sons when they are with me. The wanna be doing ANYTHING other than what I have them doing.

aside* I took them offshore fishing.... no cell service all day ..... Ahhh the silence was deafening and absolutely wonderful at the same time.

Did they experience withdrawal? :)

Bigtime! - on the way in they were both anxiously waiting for their service to return. Very comical to the adults on-board.

I'll take your Kraft American Cheese and raise you a "standing rummaging in my bag while my pushchair and two kids block the entry to the Post Office and three people are waiting to get out but there is a bloke on crutches! bending over to pick something up on the other side of me and I'll still yap into my mobile and not notice the bottleneck is my fault because no-one wants to get mad at the cripple".

Sheesh!

:lol2:

I think you win the pot on this one!

This is the most common cellphone conversation I hear in the grocery store.

Middle-aged man dressed in business casual clothes: "Okay, what is it called again? No, it's not here. Yes, I'm on the right aisle. Yes, I'm sure. I'm really not seeing it. I think they're out of it. Right, a blue package, yellow lettering... there's nothing like that here. *sigh* Fine, I'll go find an employee and ask them..."

I was in the bathroom at work one day and there was a guy in the stall talking on his cell phone. When I walked out I turned off the light. I figure he can talk just as well in the dark.

I find that freakishly weird.

"Whatcha doin'?"

"poopin'"

"cool, man"

:3eye: Mrs. Dallas and I joke about how it's impossible for either of us to get to a trip to the store without calling home. For us it's more like "They didn't have X... do you want a different brand, or nothing?" or "Y is on sale... should we stock up?" or "Did you check out yet? Good, I left something off the list . . . "

Either one of us is just as likely to use any of these as the other one.