yes

do they need scrubbing?

No, but licking works, hey Chey?

Does toe jam bother you?

Yes. Ick.

Do ducks really have nuts?

Yes

Are ducks nuts in their scrotums (sroti?)

No - well, speaking from personal experience.

Do shaved nuts remind you of kiwi fruit?

No.

Have you ever spent more than an hour fixing something electronic, such as headphones, that would only cost about $10 to just replace?

Yes.

Was it worth it?

no

have you ever riden a horse?

yes.

Do you pee in the shower?

Yes.


Did you ever think the wrong thing, and then say the right thing, which caused someone to do the wrong thing, but for the right reason only to find out that what you thought was right and what you said was wrong, which caused the aforementioned person's action to be inconclusive in regards to whether or not what they did was *actually* for the right reason?

uhhhh....... no..... i'd say......

are you right, and everyone else wrong?

I am often wrong, and appreciate it when people try to set me right.

Is Ridgeplate's current user title 'Zen Laxatives: "This too shall pass..."' not the funniest user title you've seen in a long time?

yes....(replying already...sorry....i'm bored today...)

Q- what did the buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
A- make me one with everything.

ok- have you ever skinny-dipped in a river?

No

Is it tasty, Precious?

No


Are you pissed that you haven't won the lotto yet?