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jimhelm 01-21-2013 03:58 PM

Yeah, when you tell that joke, you find out if they watch porn often enough to get the joke.

orthodoc 01-21-2013 04:11 PM

You don't have to watch porn to know what buffering is. I would think anyone could get the joke.

jimhelm 01-21-2013 04:51 PM

nope, too late.. you already lolled.

glatt 01-22-2013 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orthodoc (Post 849448)
You don't have to watch porn to know what buffering is. I would think anyone could get the joke.

Unless they have FIOS. :3eye:

BigV 01-22-2013 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 849410)
During sex, I suddenly stopped and held perfectly still.

She was all like, 'what are you doing/"

I said, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub. It's called Buffering."

excellent!!!

ANOTHER magic trick!! I can't wait.

Pete Zicato 01-24-2013 09:47 AM

I was in Mercy, Australia, recently and was served tea made from the hair of a koala bear.

You're kidding! How was it?

Oh, it was awful. It was filled with koala hair!

Well, you know, the koala tea of Mercy is not strained.

BigV 01-24-2013 09:53 AM

Unlike that joke... :groan:

footfootfoot 01-24-2013 10:12 AM

That was the mercifully brief version of the interminable shaggy dog story.

BigV 01-24-2013 10:32 AM

*shaggy* dog story? I see what you did t hair.

Trilby 01-24-2013 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 849849)
I was in Mercy, Australia, recently and was served tea made from the hair of a koala bear.

You're kidding! How was it?

Oh, it was awful. It was filled with koala hair!

Well, you know, the koala tea of Mercy is not strained.

I know someone who would think that was funny.

Unfortunately, he has a very tiny weenie.

but he would find that funny.

xoxoxoBruce 01-24-2013 03:58 PM

Hey, you promised not to tell. :cry:

Trilby 01-24-2013 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 849884)
Hey, you promised not to tell. :cry:

ha! YOU know who I'm talking about.

He wears tweeds and thinks Shakespearean jokes are teh funneh.

did I tell you his wife busted him? Why yes, yes she did.

Chocolatl 01-24-2013 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 849849)
I was in Mercy, Australia, recently and was served tea made from the hair of a koala bear.

You're kidding! How was it?

Oh, it was awful. It was filled with koala hair!

Well, you know, the koala tea of Mercy is not strained.

I feel like I'm not getting this one... :sniff::dunce:

xoxoxoBruce 01-24-2013 04:19 PM

Quality of mercy is not strained. ;)

Chocolatl 01-24-2013 04:20 PM

I got the quality part, but thought "surely there must be something else I'm missing."

so... the joke was just that bad? :)


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