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wolf 08-02-2006 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet
Was it written in the dirt on the truck?

No, it was painted across the back of the truck, intentionally. That was what was so cool about it.

Damn miniature cellphone pictures.

Shawnee123 08-02-2006 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt


How does he do that?

glatt 08-02-2006 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123
How does he do that?

He's got a little pen light, but I don't know how he does it. It's impressive.

Nothing But Net 08-03-2006 06:08 AM

I parsed it out in Photoshop, there are 56 separate images with a .2 second frame rate. He's late for the rave!

I bet the guy across the table is holding up some kind of template. Wonder what shutter speed/f-stop was used?

Happy Monkey 08-03-2006 07:04 AM

You can see the reference points on the table in front of him.

glatt 08-03-2006 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey
You can see the reference points on the table in front of him.

Nice observation. I just thought that was random trash.

glatt 08-03-2006 01:05 PM

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Sweet little angels.

capnhowdy 08-03-2006 03:40 PM

Reminds me of when my Grandsons painted my dog. Sheesh.

footfootfoot 08-03-2006 08:15 PM

Were those once your kids glatt?

MsSparkie 08-03-2006 08:24 PM

Hopefully it's not oil based paint or they would have had to bathe in turpentine.

glatt 08-03-2006 08:46 PM

Not my kids, thankfully. Found on random live journal page.

Actually, the one on the right appears to have some paint around the mouth and is young enough to be sucking fingers all the time. Hope he/she didn't ingest too much.

Undertoad 08-03-2006 09:40 PM

Brand-new leather couch -$2500
Flat-screen CRT TV -$500
Hardwood flooring repair -$750
Sale of child +$10000
They will come out of this ahead.

Nothing But Net 08-04-2006 05:30 AM

If you know where to get $10,000 for a kid, I'm ready to commence mass production immediately. Factory site and tools already in place. I need is an enthusiastic workforce with a willing attitude. Multiple positions available. All openings will be filled as need arises.

bigw00dy 08-04-2006 05:58 AM

What amazes me about this picture is that these kids didn't get any paint in/around their eyes, but it is certainly everywhere else!.

Great Picture!!

bbro 08-04-2006 06:09 AM

They didn't get too much paint on their toys, just mom and dad's :D

footfootfoot 08-04-2006 02:13 PM

They must have been hanging out at Lukas's house.

fotze, fotze, fotze. Kleine fotze!

Pi 08-04-2006 05:36 PM

Yeah don't forget little Lukas :rotflol:

DucksNuts 08-05-2006 12:59 AM

$10k per kid WOW.

The Australian Government hands out $4k per kid at the moment, to be increased to $5k next year I think.

capnhowdy 08-05-2006 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts
$10k per kid WOW.

The Australian Government hands out $4k per kid at the moment, to be increased to $5k next year I think.

The Aussie Gov. surely doesn't BUY children. If they did, however I wouldn't be shocked.;)

MsSparkie 08-05-2006 06:06 PM

$10K for 9 months work......well, two minutes work, nine months waiting.

= $1,111.1111 a month or $277.77 a week. Not the greatest pay. You can make more if it's premature.

MsSparkie 08-05-2006 06:31 PM

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He is a guy who did not want to spend time doing weight lifting so he injected synthol. But then, men will do anything.

jinx 08-05-2006 06:35 PM

Who pays for the delivery? They can cost a heck of a lot more than 10K if you go to a hospital....

Trilby 08-05-2006 06:58 PM

I think Oz has national health coverage.

DucksNuts 08-05-2006 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy
The Aussie Gov. surely doesn't BUY children. If they did, however I wouldn't be shocked.;)

Well, they are kinda buying them I think?...the *baby bonus* was implemented to assist our ailing birth rate.

Savannh 08-06-2006 12:02 PM

Oh, dear. Instead of giant muscles, we have a giant doofus.

I didn't think Gregg Valentino was someone to emulate.
http://greggvalentino.net/images/pictures/posefront.jpg

RellikLaerec 08-06-2006 01:08 PM

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Ya know.. This just kills the whole bad ass Vader for me. "Luke, I have something to tell you. I am your.... MOTHER!" :eek:

Ibby 08-06-2006 03:04 PM

I LOVE IT!

wolf 08-06-2006 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Ibram
I LOVE IT!

X2

RellikLaerec 08-06-2006 07:25 PM

Here ya go in all it's glory!
http://media.funlol.com/content/img/hello-kitty-car.jpg

MsSparkie 08-06-2006 09:23 PM

3 pages of 1950's ads

Way Back Machine

footfootfoot 08-06-2006 09:53 PM

not these days...

Hagar 08-07-2006 01:02 AM

Looks like the "Queer Eye" guys got to Vader...



...someone needs to edit him into the background of one of the meatier early (1977) Star Wars scenes, maybe doing the ironing or vacuming. :D

Elspode 08-07-2006 08:51 AM

Now I know where M&Ms got their Easter pastel color scheme. Egad.

MsSparkie 08-07-2006 08:37 PM

Could it be any cuter? :o

wolf 08-08-2006 12:27 AM

I don't think you can get any cuter than the fact that the headrests are shaped like her head ... and the wheels are enameled pink.

LabRat 08-09-2006 10:49 AM

Those damn bows would get annoying if you were actually going to drive the thing though....

glatt 08-09-2006 02:50 PM

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From Popular Science, March 1940

Elspode 08-09-2006 03:59 PM

Thanks, but I think I'll just keep my Energizer Head Beam.

MsSparkie 08-09-2006 08:59 PM

I've always got my solar flashlight handy in the drawer just in case the power goes off..... ;)

Clodfobble 08-09-2006 09:32 PM

The most awesome thing about that picture is not the idea of tying a flashlight to your head, but the inherent assumption that the handyman is of course already wearing a necktie.


My father says that my grandfather used to mow the lawn in a full business shirt, tie and hat. No joke.

MsSparkie 08-09-2006 09:57 PM

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A cold day in hell....

joelnwil 08-10-2006 04:21 PM

Need a Personal Shopper?
 
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Not sure where I found this one.

capnhowdy 08-10-2006 05:35 PM

at worth1000.com?

bluesdave 08-10-2006 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by joelnwil
Not sure where I found this one.

That woman is incredibly cruel. She obviously does not live in Australia because it is illegal to own a kangaroo without a special permit (which are almost never given to individuals, unless they are caring for injured animals).

glatt 08-10-2006 07:13 PM

The Kangaroo picture is a fake. Worth1000.com is know for its Photoshopping contests. The scene depicted there never happened.

MsSparkie 08-10-2006 08:03 PM

The things around it's ankles would be easy enough for it to slip out of if it had been real. Lots of ways for a wild animal that size to overpower anyone holding it's leash.

Undertoad 08-10-2006 08:38 PM

The Cellar is regularly supported by Worth1000 and I could not be happier about it. I wish I could support them back more often.

DucksNuts 08-10-2006 11:36 PM

London Truck....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Bartelby/kiwi.jpg

DucksNuts 08-10-2006 11:37 PM

Hmm...NSFW????

MsSparkie 08-10-2006 11:38 PM

:rotflol:

glatt 08-11-2006 11:38 AM

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I joined a nice pool this summer.

footfootfoot 08-11-2006 01:13 PM

yuck

bluesdave 08-11-2006 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt
The Kangaroo picture is a fake. Worth1000.com is know for its Photoshopping contests. The scene depicted there never happened.

I hope you are correct. My initial thought was that it was Photoshopped, but then I noticed the shadows on the floor - I know they could be Photoshopped too, but they seemed real. Thanks anyway Glatt for easying my concerns. :thumb:

bluesdave 08-11-2006 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MsSparkie
The things around it's ankles would be easy enough for it to slip out of if it had been real. Lots of ways for a wild animal that size to overpower anyone holding it's leash.

The other point about the shackles is that they would prevent the Kangaroo from hopping - that is their normal method of movement - they don't walk as such, though they do use their tails to push themselves along in small, slow movements when they are grazing. I assumed that they were put on for the photo, and then removed. Glatt has confirmed that it is a fake image, so I'm less upset about it now, although I still do not like the concepts that the image presents.

MsSparkie 08-11-2006 10:00 PM

Are you saying they might pee in the pool? :o

MsSparkie 08-12-2006 08:02 AM

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If these work, they are 2 different ones:

Trilby 08-12-2006 07:18 PM

^^^^good to know our cyber friends are gettin' some.^^^^^^^^^

MsSparkie 08-12-2006 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna
^^^^good to know our cyber friends are gettin' some.^^^^^^^^^


Which do you like best? ;)

Flint 08-13-2006 12:58 AM

Pink Pistols ???

zippyt 08-13-2006 01:47 AM

The chick in the middle has it right , 1 30 round mag in the well and 1 straped to it !!!!


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