we should be getting some great new Godzilla films out of Japan in the next few years!

(maybe not exactly a joke, but certainly tasteless)

Unrelated to the article, but at the bottom I noticed this:

I wish more news organizations would do this. We can allow the well-reasoned dissenting comments, but clear out the spam and illiterate/racist nonsense, while still maintaining our Web 2-point-schmo credibility, right?

You're so highbrow. I went straight to sickipedia. Admittedly, I was disappointed but at least I tried.

What has more brain than Kurt Cobain?







His ceiling.

saw his jacket at the hard rock cafe in las vegas years ago. shame what he did. join the "27 club" and all. joplin, morrison, hendrix....cobain. who have i forgotten?

I heard it "What's red and white, and has more brains than Kurt Cobain? Kurt Cobain's living room wall."

Still funneh, tho. And tasteless.

What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?





We’d eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

This one was used as an icebreaker during a language class that I attended a couple of weeks ago. I can guarantee you that it is the only thing from that class that anyone will remember.

Q: What is the difference between a vet and a dentist?
A: Vets can't marry their patients.

BREAKING NEWS

All mini-marts, convenient stores, hotels, Duncan Donuts and 7-11's will be closed this week due to death in family.

What's 3 feet tall, is black and blue, and gives great head?




My ten year old son.

Pippa Middleton's arse is like a JK Rowling book.






You know Harry's going to be in it.

The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube.






The Royal Honeymoon, live on RedTube.

The Royal colonoscopy, live on InnerTube.

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

You don't know, man, you weren't THERE!

:bolt:

(In my defense, the VVs I've told this joke to thought it was pretty funny.)