Maybe the video will be more erotic. I think the fuzzy yellow sperm guy is going to swim through the tube to her belly button. I've never been into alvinolagnia, but if I was I would like it pleasingly plump.

If I get this right, the box is a giant rectum connected to her digestive system so that Big Bird will be able to anally screw her with his entire body, in order to.. Find Lemmiwinks?



Look, the other guy is giving diving instructions.... And she has the biggest "You are going to do what?!!!!" look on her face ever... It all makes sense.

re post 4600

I think you're all over thinking it.

It's about racing cars. Race cars. There are uncountable instances of hot cars and hot girls together, this is no different.

When I was a kid I had slot cars. These cars are a bit bigger, and they run IN the slot, not just a little rudder at the front of the car, but they're the same. I let the youtubes run past the end of the one you posted and there are *lots* more of the same kind of cars on the same kind of track. And they're being raced by little boys, they look... maybe ten years old? The girl in post 4600 is definitely not ten years old, and that track is a lot simpler, but the basic premise is the same. I'm not seeing some super specific fetish. And I have a pretty good imagination.

traceur - I don't know. Gravdigr never posted the video explaining this.

BigV - Is the slot in the track symbolic of her vagina?? There has to be something to this of erotic content. Otherwise, what is the point of life?

It's japan, the point is inscrutable. :haha:

Hmmm wouldn't it make more sense if the roads represented something masculine and the cars feminine?

I mean, vehicles in generally are usually treated as feminine, in some languages even literally (my own included), probably because it's something you go into. A road on the other hand is something long usually straight but sometimes curvy that you can be on... and I have it on good authority that in the alternative universe where matriarchy won history, female samurai have written fantastic poetry to geish[a] men while applying that.

There is no explaining Japanese pornographic cinema.




Speaking of pornographic cinema, just ran across this:

"Ask A Porn Star: What was your grossest on set experience?" ***NSFW Language*** Not safe at all.:headshake

I'ma not gonna tell you about the time when I was in my late teens and didn't realise I had a marshmallow forgotten in my nonnie. The smell?! Could strip paint.
No blood, and it wasn't long before I realised something was up - if you get what I mean. What can I say? I was at a music festival, and camping leads to a relaxation of general hygiene.

Oh wait, I said I wasn't going to tell you...

Still, I never let anyone talk me into that 9 1/2 Weeks stuff again.

Ladies and gentlemen (and by "ladies and gentlemen", I mean Pam (don't know how I got Pam mixed up in this) Traceur and Big Sarge:D) of Teh Cellar, I present to you "Funky Forest, go for a drink":



I told you that shit was weird.

While we're weird:

Funky Forest, after school:

You. Are. Welcome.

So, there I am, watching a little morning porn, minding my own bidniz, when I have to answer the phone. I hit pause, get the phone (No, I do not want to lower my credit card interest rate, thanks for asking), come back to the porn and there's this ad.

Specifically, this ad:

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Wait, whaaaaa?? Sasha Grey (<---NSFW LINK) is gonna be here to blow me in ten minutes??? I gotta get a shower, PRONTO!!!

But, did I click on that ad? You're goddamn right I clicked on it (pay hook-up site, ftr). I mean, I was pretty sure Sasha Grey wasn't reeeeally gonna show up and gargle my dangly bits. But, back there, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back there, in the very backest of the back of my mind, I thought..."Maybe.".

It's been several hours now, and Ms. Grey has not shown up yet, not in the flesh, anyway.

Ahh, the wonders of internet porn...

Gee, I didn't know she was your neighbor, can you get me her autograph? :p:

It's Official, The Modeling Industry Is Run By Fucking Idiots
 

This woman is just too fucking fat to be a model.



I mean, look at her. Just look at her. She's hideous.

Fucking idiots.

Link

Christ on a bike, and this is the same industry that claims it is seriously tackling the problem of eating disorders amongst models (and their role in fostering poor body image in everybody else!). Everybody gets excited because a few "plus size" models manage to build a career in the industry, meanwhile girls who are already if not dangerously underweight, then certainly bordering on it, are essentially forced to chase after a starvation build.