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Undertoad 07-28-2015 07:05 AM
I'm just waiting on someone to construct the 12-year-old joke. I know there's a joke there. Come on people.

Clodfobble 07-28-2015 08:36 AM
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Squaring numbers are just like women: if they're under 13, just do them in your head.
Does that help?

BigV 07-28-2015 09:01 AM
Funny, but no. Turns out I have a *round peg*.

Undertoad 07-28-2015 09:42 AM
Scotch is very often aged for 12 years

Gravdigr 07-28-2015 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 934708)
Jenna Jameson? Couldn't you think of one with less mileage? You know, something tighter for us little guys. :o
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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 934679)
I picked her(s) because I figure she'll be the first to jump on this new bandwagon.

Gravdigr 07-28-2015 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 934751)
I'm just waiting on someone to construct the 12-year-old joke. I know there's a joke there. Come on people.
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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 934769)
Scotch is very often aged for 12 years
I think this is the one you're lookin' fer:

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I like my women like I like my scotch, 12 years old, and mixed up with coke.

BigV 07-28-2015 06:15 PM
that's not funny, that's just a waste of good c/Coke.

Gravdigr 08-02-2015 02:50 PM
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Gravdigr 08-06-2015 10:57 AM
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Found whilst GoogleImageSearching for 'camel mouth':

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Rule 34. I guess? Camel pron?

fargon 08-06-2015 11:00 AM
That is some real sick shit.

Gravdigr 08-06-2015 02:30 PM
Camel lover, huh?

:p:

Gravdigr 08-08-2015 04:46 PM
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"This one time, at band camp, I had my arm around this good looking girl with great tits...It was awful."

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Carruthers 08-09-2015 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 935771)
"This one time, at band camp, I had my arm around this good looking girl with great tits...It was awful."

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I'm sure that there's something in my copy of Debrett's Etiquette on how to deal with that particularly awkward social situation.

I think it's in the same chapter that covers the correct form of address when being introduced to an Archbishop.

Then again...

xoxoxoBruce 08-09-2015 09:53 AM
Wrestlemania 69!
Clash of the Titans!
Sunday on pay per view
Debrett's Etiquette vs The Internet

:lol2:

Gravdigr 08-09-2015 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Carruthers (Post 935799)
I'm sure that there's something in my copy of Debrett's Etiquette on how to deal with that particularly awkward social situation.
I bet it involves both hands and big, stupid grin...and, maybe a motorboat.

;)


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