Well at least it explains Paris Hilton...

As which one?

Any you Philadelphiacs know a guy with a train room?

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:lol2:

I wonder what the chances are of living to tell the tale? :eek::eek::eek:

Not gay. Right. Of course not. You just like touching another man and watching him JO.
What part of being attracted to other men sexually are you drawing the line at?!

Still, I adore the fact he wants his partner to be a careful crab-meat eating monster.
Don't break the trains! I can explain away the jizz, but don't break them!

Plus, who wouldn't want to jo with that guy? I mean, look at him.

Just look at him.

Also, j'ing o together? What, are we racing, or something?

Different strokes, etc.

Will synchronized stroking ever be an Olympic event? Winter or summer?

"Dad, why is my train wet and broken?"

:lol2: For the win!!

:notworthy

And now, for something completely different from jerking off onto a model train:

I've been called dickweed, I've been called dillhole...I thought it was a joke...

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This guy in Cincinnati, Forest T-Rex Thomer, comedian and human puppet, painted this car to promote his book. Of course he got busted, but the judge said first amendment, and sent him on his way.

Go to Amazon and read the first paragraph of his "book". It's a literary masterpiece.

It's kind of a nice start to it.