Well. That was disappointing.

No. That's not what she said.

Sorry, had to put it in a NSFW thread.
But the concept is ripe for the Discovery channel, maybe hold the contest in conjunction with the Iditarod... Pussies and Puppies, or Husky fuckers. ;)

I'm up for that!

Hush you muskies!

Minivan??!?!

Attachment 50864

Also, this:

Attachment 50866

April is Testicular Cancer Awareness Month. So, if you haven't lately, get thee to a men's room, your bedroom, the board room if you're so inclined, but hie somewhere and fondle yourself, manipulate your sack, juggle your balls...If not for yourself, do it for the ones you love, YOUR BALLS!!!

Or, if you've already did it, or are a woman, enjoy this video of people fondling a fake scrotum while blindfolded on the street:



CHECK YOUR BALLS!!!

:doit: at least for the testicular cancer self-exam.

Here's how.

From V's link:

Attachment 51042

Ball Checker...sounds like some new social media thing.

OK but I don't see how it's gonna help.

No, no, no...That's a checkered ball.

Close though.

What. In. The. Ever-Loving. Fuck???

Attachment 51472

I want to find out if this place is a) for real, and, b) in America...

...but there is no way in hell I'm Googling the name of this place. Not on my computer.


ETA: You can see the word 'banco' in the window reflection, so, prolly not Murka.

Ecuador.

you crack me up Grav, "not on my computer!!", fo sho.

also, what the fucking fuck?

Oh, those wacky (or sick) Ecuadorans...