WIN.

That was last night. This morning on the way to school, "You and my daddy should just kiss and get it over with." (Divorced for three years.)

I thought at first she wrote NSFW in the margin. :lol:

heheheee

3 year old niece, after coming downstairs from the bathroom and being asked "did you wash your hands?"

"I used the appetizer up there."

Her daddy's vocab is definitely NSFW, but luckily the only time I've seen that come to fruition SO FAR was when we were behind a slow car, and she proceeded to blurt out "Go, Bitch!" at age two.

cutest word ever: my 1yo son says "guggle" for snuggle

What is a Harligula?
 

My 2yo daughter was telling me about Harligula.

Harligula makes you fall down and hurt your head.

Harligula makes everybody feel bad.

What is Harligula? Harligula is animals.

What is Harligula? Harligula makes everybody bad.

Harligula doesn't have a stripe (we were just drawing pictures to differentiate between horses and zebras).

She didn't accidentally find your DVD of Caligula did she?

I don't own Caligula and have no recollection or reason for it ever to have been discussed. I thought about that. First thing I thought of.

From a syllables-from-a-toddlers-mouth perspective, I'd guess "alligator."

That's good, but she can say alligator.

Reminds me of when my son was 2 and he was raving about something one day calling it "back yard against." It took me forever to figure out he was not talking about a creature in our backyard, but a TV show called "Backyardigans." I didn't have cable at the time, so I didn't know about it. Anyway, what a stupid name for a show. He loved it, though.

this thread is the 1st result when you google harligula

could it be argument?

All 5 of my little 2nd cousins were at the Memorial Day cookout today. The only girl outta all of 'em, she's 6, was a hoot. Tells my sister "Bayley wants to date you." (Bayley is the 7yr old one)
Talking to me, "Does Buddy eat werewolves?," "Buddy is bigger than a werewolf." "[Werewolves] try to get Tinkerbell to have babies."
She is very informative, I did not know all these things about my black lab Buddy.