BigV: 你 "Knee" 好 "Howl" 吗 "Mah"?

That's the closest phonetically I can think of. And if you want to say "Bite me" in Chinese, you shouldn't be so literal about it. Direct translations rarely work well... It looks kinda weird from here. A better alternative would probably have been 闪开．But it's a bit rude, tsk tsk.

Brianna: It's okay, I don't mind translating stuff. But then, I guess if someone really wanted to pronounce it right, they should hear it from a native speaker. The cadence may be quite different from what you read phonetically. Btw, I grew up trilingual so it's not like English's my second language. ^_^;;; Thanks for the concern though.

My money's on trying to quit smoking.

I am 20, turn 21 on Nov 30th. I guess that levels out the mean stats a bit? :lol:

Can't....Brianna will always be smokin'. :ivy:

Oh, come on. I was joking for heaven's sake! You're becoming awfully concrete and literal in your old age!

Plus. I am on a diet. Gotta keep bruce interested.

Well, that explains it. Bruce is DA MAN! ;)
Good luck counting calories. I need to shed some pounds myself.

DEV! Where have you been hiding all this time?

Thirty-seven. I actually forget how old I am and have to do the math most days. :eyebrow:

Cyclefrance, my birthday is held on May 20. Every year, right as rain.

My Birthday is on Christmas Eve the most frantic day of the year for cooking shopping and wrapping... also the day of our lordius jesus death.. oh lucky me.

So, in Australia, Easter is on Christmas?

No, Good Friday would be on Christmas, wouldn't it?

First Sunday following the first full moon after the Vernal Equinox ... and since their Spring is our Fall, that would put Easter some time in October, but perhaps they base Ecumenical Dates on Rome's Calendar?

Gosh, that must get inconvenient, having to buy chocolate bunnies at the same time as the chocolate ghosties. Chocolate holidays need more separation than that to really be appreciated.

Well, as long as they're all fresh... :yum:

35 going on 36... *sigh* eh? all told I'm suprised I've made it this far.. it's been an entertaining time to say the least

Hey cowhead, welcome back, dude. Long time no see.

<-------- yeah! from a fellow Lawrencian :)

Let's put it this way; I am from Brooklyn and the Dodger's were still there when I was born!!!!!!!!!

Ahem....

18.......turn 19 in dec..... :joint: :rasta:

Geez I'm a tard... can't even remember my age right.
Count me at 25.

33.......til Feb 23rd......shit shit shit I wanna be 23 again....It's all so horribly unfair!

Ohhh...I think 33 was better than 23. Things seemed to make more sense. But now, 6 yrs. later, eek--back to fuzzy!

Spiritually, I still feel like I did the day I graduated from high school. My body, on the other hand...

Man, you are old.

30 :)

37, i think. maybe 38?

Whoopteedo, whoopteedo! :D

Hi Julie! :D

Kickin' it old school since 1960, on the mic yo' ROCK!

Feeling Crescent Fresh!

:blush:

my body is 35
I feel like a clumsy shy retard when boys look at me so that makes me about what? 13?

I think that's probably only because you're in Salt Lake.

I'll be 24 in 11 days. That sounds weird.

It hasn't been the same since I past the magical and illustrious age of 21 ...

I turn a quarter-century in January, but that's also when my brother turns 38. Now <I>that</I> is weird.

I thought it was because I was so horribly out of practice

Since the boys are still looking you've got to get with the program. :love:

What makes you think she's a schoolteacher?

:lol:

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wow :mg:

I am a quarter of a century old.

I wasn't around when this thread was more active.....

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My girlfriends at work say I look 38, so I'm not really Brianna's type; she goes for the grandfatherly kinds. ; )

PM me after a respectable interval following your wife's passing ...

Damn straight! I like old guys! They are, on the whole, more forgiving. And, more likely to drive a great car. :) But, RS, 50 is good, too. You could PRETEND you're an old man, right? Be kind and gentle and give me money for toys? :blush:

I thought that you said in The Sex Thread that you already *had* toys? :whip:

Els--a woman can never be too rich, too thin, or have too many sex toys, oui?

Ladies, you're so nice. When I was 24, I looked 12, now this is finally paying off.

This is a surprise; I didn't think you liked me very much. I'm glad that I've shown to be not such a bad guy after all.

Actually, I can't pretend to be an old man. Someone at work said I was too hip to be a Vice President. I act like I'm 30 yo. I was the only one with VP or Chief title to sing at company Karaoke night. I listen to 21st century music and talk about it with my girlfriends at work. Glad I don't have gray hair or I'd look like a poser doing all that.

[139]With this, I finally have more posts as Rock Steady than as Gwennie! That took a lot longer than I thought.

You are a bad guy. Wolf is just desperate, and tired of sleeping with crazies. ;)

Sycamore has a point.

I'll argue the can't be too thin. :reaper:

So, she's like a black widow, makes love, then commits them?

Or vise versa. :lol:

I guess that's part of the therapy. :)

Speaking of toys, I went to my first "toys" party a few months ago. It was a BLAST!! The lady giving the party made even the shy girls feel comfortable, and after some drinks and jello shots, everyone loosened up and had a great time. Afterwards, when it was time for us to place our orders, she went into another room and had everyone come in one at a time so nobody would feel embarrassed about what they were ordering. After you placed your order she gave you a Q-tip with a warming gel that was supposed to give you an instant orgasm when applied to your clit. Most everyone took theirs into the bathroom and came out smiling and doing a little dance. (Don't remember what the name of it was....)
This particular one was called "Slumber Parties". They have a website. I highly recommend those parties for a fun girls night out! :thumb:

Ok - I SOOOOO need to know the name of this stuff????????

I blame Ashke for linking to this thread, i will now spend all day trying to find this stuff and not get any work done :neutral:

[edit: coz I havent had my recommended caffeine intake yet]

Well...I buy China Nympho Creme---is good!
The directions (on how to apply) alone will make you horny, baby, yeah!

And available via your friendly neighborhood Fun Party Rep.

Do they make a China Satyr creme?

I should of known!!, just known, to come to the knower-off-all-things hornbagster.

Chick, no offense, I like you, but--what does that mean?

Are you calling me on my refusal to wear chador?

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