MICHAEL HOWARD PLANS WAR!

Conservative leader Michael Howard today pledged WAR as part of his contraversial election manifesto. He said we would engage in a 'Battle of* Britain', spending £4billion which may include 2-tonne hand grenades and a brand new warship. It could lead to WW3, possibly even the end of the world, say well-informed spectators.

Mr Howard implored 'It's time for action', commenting on Blair's disinclination to go to war again, 'it's completely beyond Mr Blair'. Mr Howard is well known for racism and Anglocentricism, saying 'Surely it’s not that hard for an island nation to control its borders?' and 'People are longing for [snip] this government [snip] to [snip] be at [snip] war.'

It really couldn't be clearer.

Mr Blair responded to the threat of war by saying it would be a 'mess' and he could have organised it much better, although he did not directly refer to Iraq.


*Note - mispelled 'for'

That's a lot of snips. I mean, not that I don't completely trust The Sun, or anything, but are you sure the original quote wasn't something like

"People are longing for a return to a brighter future for the children, and this government is committed to protecting the children from pornography--it is wrong for them to be pawns at the center of a censorship war."

or maybe

"People are longing for the Parliament of this government to take the sticks out of their ass and we would like to help them with our new product, StickBeGone(TM). It will be one of the first crucial steps at winning the prostate cancer war."

I'm just sayin', it's a lot of snips.

A special bonus ponderance:

Many of these people are:
a) screaming loudly about the usage of "international norms" as a basis for law or judication
b) in favor of substituting Christian morality and the Bible for what we have now.

Wait wait wait. Christianity has circled the globe like a virus. The Bible has been translated into umpteen languages and was written many centuries ago, predating the United States by well more than a millenium. There is nothing in the Bible that can be considered uniquely American in any way, shape or form. How in the hell can the Bible and its teachings NOT be considered "international" by nature?

There's no [snip] between be and at. ;)

NEWSFLASH!

A prolific internet user that goes by the name of Clodfobble has said (indirect quote) 'I wish to castrate the British Parliament'. Under US legislation this constitues breach of anti-terror laws and the FBI will henceforth be tracking the anonymous internet user's movements from a remote viewing panel located in West Virginia (subnote: the FBI are not all virgins ®). The mystery terrorist also said 'we would like [snip] them [snip] BeGone [ship] cancer [snip] war' betraying their cruel plans for British MPs who may already be penii deprived, and are currently shitting themselves over tea and toast.

This is more fun than watching the midgets fight on Springer today.

Cat, you need to lay off the espresso grandes for the rest of the day.

There is nothing unreasonable suggested in the actual linked article, even taking into consideration that it is The Sun.

Isn't it too late to castrate the British Parliament? On the plus side, they have lovely singing voices -- it nearly makes up for the fact that the only Brit public figures with any balls are Blair and Camilla.

But only just recently, now that they've been given the go-ahead.

The Other Faith
 

So now, according to Cheney, Democrats are "the other faith".

Just temporary, HM. He'll be calling them Godless Heathens by the end of his term. :mad:

Vote for Kerry? Excommunicated[wmv]!

That's so incredibly stupid.
Why am I not surprised?
Probably because that's what drove me away from the church in the first place.....Bastards. :mad:

Imagine if <a href="http://www.forceministries.com/">this</a> were a Muslim group...

Same thing as riding into the village/camp on a camel. Just a way to get the kid's attention before pushing the agenda. :biggrinje

Paganism? Not for kids! Now that's what I call an activist judge!

I'm not a big fan of any religion, but just dammit...

Like they asked in the article, what exactly is a mainstream religion?

Stoopid phukker.

I've seen lots of cases like this where one parent is Wiccan and the other Christian and uses the pagan faith system as leverage to get custody away from that parent, but this is the first time I've seen it where both parents are Wiccan and want to continue to instruct/involve their offspiring in the faith.

This is one of those activist judge moments, isn't it?