I just love these guys. Don't leave without noting the instructions for idiots.

I read this website for over an hour after I found it. It is hilarious!! Make sure to click on the "best rated" ones...

I aced it. Do you think I might be looking at too much porn? :blush:

yet another celebrity hate-fest
 

Sorry if this has been posted previously - too funny not to share again.

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/

Spent waaay too much time here. If you substitute these numbers for ...index.html, you'll see some of my faves. 18
43
49
70
86 (BLB RIP)
102
103
176
219
220
233
234
341
343
441
507
534
538
545
577
579
contrast 45 with 565

like i said way too much time...

More idleness. This time with insults.

BigV,
How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up is from the propaganda remix project. The guy took dozens and dozens of WW II propaganda posters nd updated them. Last I checked his page was here. Worth looking at.

http://homepage.mac.com/leperous/PhotoAlbum1.html

Oh the things you find using Stumble!

http://www.leperisland.co.uk/lightbl...ytobytripp.swf

NSFW

I can't imagine what you were searching that lead you there.

Please don't tell me. I don't think I need that information.

Actually, I wasn't searching for anything...stumble! just takes you to random places on line.....i've found some neat sites that way....this, well, I'm disturbed and amused by it all at the same time.

Perhaps it's the raise and promotion...i'm not sure

http://www.chaospro.de/scripts/related.php

Link to a link page of Fractal generator progs...

Some mood music for the folks in the sex thread. :)

A Hoppin and a boppin, all night long

I don't know if I posted this before.. but If I didn't, I should have, the first time I saw them it made me laugh so hard I a.) blew beer out of my nose and b.) laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

NSFW
 

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That being said , i give you all http://www.sexygames.dk/

Mmm. Caucasian Slashliks. Fish Balls.

There was one thumbnail that I swore said "Incineration Soup"

This is pretty amazing.

American dogtags are often sold in Vietnamese roadside markets.

This person is trying to get them back to their original wearers, or their families.

Professor Tom Volk's Fungus of the Month! Great stuff! http://botit.botany.wisc.edu/toms_fungi/fotm.html

I was "stumble!'ing about today, and found this gem.

http://www.playingwithtime.org/

My favorite is the water balloon.

Dag

Cool site, I liked the New York stream changing seasons, the water balloon was pretty cool too!

Whoda thunk it? Leonard Nimoy is a pretty decent photographer

Okay, so how many people think the models have absolutely no clue who he is, beyond understanding that he was an actor at some point in his life?

That depends on whether he was in his "I am Spock" or "I am not Spock" phase when he met them.

Interesting, but sometimes disturbing art

Safe for work. But possibly way too weird.

Oh Wolf - we think eerily alike. Two of my personal favorites:
http://www.americanmcgee.com/wordpress/
http://www.madcreator.com/main.html

Oh, yeah. I heard that American McGee's Alice was being made. That could be cool.

Oh, Gods, no!!! Movies based on games I liked suck!! Not Alice! Alice is my creepy favorite delight!!

http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/index-e.html

FREAKING COOL!

Move the mouse pointer closer to and farther away from the image.

What I thought was interesting is what I thought was about normal rate was actually much, much higher.

that is cool! (PUN ALERT!)

Poor little thing works its' "heart" out, doesn't it??

This is educational. My favorite part is this:

I'm Chocolate, but what the hell is a Pocky?

Mmmmm. Chocolate pocky. How can you wrong with chocolate?

Chocolate automatically fucking rules, so I know the stupid little test got things right, but that still doesn't answer the question about the product ...

What the heck are "Cap Cap Ice Cream Cookies"? I don't want to be something I've never heard of, although it was rather complimentary.........I think I'd rather be chocolate.

Last night, when I came home from band practice, my kids revealed to me that a friend had taken them to an Oriental market, and purchased about $65.00 worth of various Oriental snacks. A large selection was in fact laid out on my and my wife's desks for our sampling pleasure.

Most of the stuff was in original packaging, but some of it was in ziplok bags, having been doled out from apparent larger containers. One of these was a rather intriguing looking, sort of fish-shaped puffy cracker thingy, not unlike a puffy, curled up Goldfish cracker...which should have been my first clue.

I grabbed a small handful, shoved them into my mouth, and began to crunch...salty...a hint of teriyaki, perhaps? And something else...something not quite...crackerlike...but...familiar. Fish. It was a frigging fish (octopus, actually) flavored cracker.

Once I realized what it was, the compulsion to get the very, very lingering taste out of my mouth was rather pervasive. I yelled at the guilty kid, who thought it was pretty damn funny that he'd managed to dupe me into eating an octopus flavored cracker, and he came in a gave me a package of Pocky. Now, at this point, I am pretty suspicious of *anything* this monster is handing me, so I read the label. No eel. No tuna testes. No seaweed.

Good enough! I crunched down a whole package before I even paused. This then led me to research Pocky, whereupon I discovered that it was basically a pretzel stick with chocolate and other pleasant comestibles embedded thereupon. One site claims that it is the biggest selling treat in Japan, comparable to M&M's in the States.

Still, anything else Oriental and (allegedly) edible that comes into my house is going to be vetted for any signs of unexpected fish flavoring from here on out. I wish I could have read the package for those crackers, though, because I would really like to know...was it genuine octopus, or just artificial octopus flavoring?

one of the guys in my office ccasionally brings in "shrimp chips" - they're like fish flavored pork rinds or funyuns...........nasty.
(and where would you get artificial octopus flavoring? I guess from the same people who make imitation crab?)

You guys are lame. Shrimp chips, fish jerky (I bet you don't wanna know), dried seaweed - it's all soooo good.

My favorite is ... well, it's basically dry instant noodles with the seasoning on it. I eat bag after bag when I'm over there.

I do like alligator jerky - does that count?

There was some mention of Octopus jerky in our subsequent, err...conversations following the incident. That stuff is like rubber to begin with. I would think that Octopus jerky would make a pretty good organic tire.

I have no objection to the instant noodles with seasoning. I have yet to find Octopus flavored Ramen at Wal Mart.

Mmmm.. alligator :yum:
My experience with octopus is limited to sushi. It's ok, very mild flavored, more of a textural thing. I don't order it, but if its in my combo or chirashi I eat it. I'd probably skip the crackers though.
I'm completely addicted to seaweed salad right now, but dried doesn't appeal to me unless its completely different than the little bit of dried wakame I tasted before I put it in the miso. :dead:

...dried, a popular barroom snack.

Elspode, sorry *snicker* you were ambushed, but many many surprising / alien goodies come from my favorite Asian supermarket, Uwajimaya.

http://www.uwajimaya.com/img/home_pa..._image_sm4.jpg

rattlesnake isn't too bad either, as long as you get a piece without too many bones.
SUSHI ROCKS. and I agree on the seaweed salad, and BLECH to dried seaweed. do try gobo root though - my new favorite veggy/snack.
a good piece of octopus isn't too chewy - just not very flavorful. give me yellowtail or salmon any day.

A Chinese girl I knew in college tried to get us to eat the fishy nibbles once. It was not an overwhelming success, even among very hungry snack-deprived college students.

They look entirely too much like goldfish for their own good. I suspect a lot more get sold than eaten.

Suede Z. Sweetness

Yo,, get YO Pimp handle here ,
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Pocky is a slightly sweet breadstick, not much thicker than a wooden kitchen match and about as long as a new pencil. They are made edible by coating with chocolate, except for one end which serves as a handle. They are a little light on the chocolate.

I am the Reverend Eva Large ... which is strangely appropriate.

(A further attempt dubbed me "G. Digital Black Storm Ice")

Sticky fingers D. Beautiful. yeaaaaaah, buoy.

Snake Eyes Sean Love. motherfucker.

Took me awhile to get one that wasn't just stupid...but I like Pimp Daddy Patrick Dazzle a lot.

Bishop Don Richard Rockefeller

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said cuddlefish :lol:
http://www.coreywolfe.com/fantasygifs/mermaid.jpg

food anomalies
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Not sure which one I like better... :lol:
Silver Tongue shelby Gates
Ice Master shelby Sweetness

Deaths of the Animalshere

ice master shelby sweetness, no doubt. Err, I mean Word.

One correction to that rather gruesome page. The cat BBQ happened in Liberty, Missouri (not Mississippi), a suburb of KC. I remember it well. Fuckers got off, despite a vet trying to save the kitten and testifying that it died from heat and smoke inhalation.

After the assholes got off, they and their inbred fuck drunken shithead buddies proceeded to harass the woman who turned them in and testified against them to the point that she had to move out of the apartment complex.

So much for justice.