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Sundae 12-16-2015 02:25 PM

Bonce. And yes it does mean head.
Consider yourself Limeyed :lol:

limey 12-16-2015 03:06 PM

I'm glad you like it Jim. I need a pic of you and Sven side by side. Brothers. Y'know. It was fun getting everyone involved in that thread, too. Though I nearly killed Dana when she made a reference to Viking helmets .... :D


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glatt 12-16-2015 03:25 PM

That's awesome! It came out great.

Clodfobble 12-16-2015 04:19 PM

YAY!!!

That head-size thread was so much fun, too. Casually passing the ball, no one pushing too hard, just waiting for you to bite... I love trickery.

zippyt 12-16-2015 05:56 PM

That is out standing !!! the best part is that they were ALL in on it !!!
Gotz to Lurve the celler !!!!

orthodoc 12-16-2015 07:38 PM

That is fantastic! Wow, limey! And YAY LJ! Lucky guy.

lumberjim 12-16-2015 08:09 PM

It's a treasure. I fucken love it.

Beestie 12-16-2015 09:54 PM

Wow, that is really cool.

busterb 12-16-2015 10:04 PM

Got my outgoing gift ready for mail, in AM

monster 12-16-2015 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 948650)
Are you kidding me?

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The motorcycle helmet thread was a put up job and every dweller in it was involved in order to get the size of my.... Something that must mean head.

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Limey.

Holy....


This is the coolest thing I've ever seen. And it fits perfectly. And it's comfortable! The beard is soft. It's warm.... I love it.

I'm flabbergasted. Seriously. Floored.

That fits so perfectly. Awesome Job, Limey

lumberjim 12-16-2015 10:15 PM

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It even keeps the back of your neck warm

xoxoxoBruce 12-17-2015 12:39 AM

Man, the cops are gonna shoot on sight. :lol2:

infinite monkey 12-17-2015 11:31 AM

That is nothing short of THE COOLEST THING EVER!

Of course I had no idea about the big-head HELMet thread being a ploy. Too excellent.

glatt 12-17-2015 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 948728)
Of course I had no idea about the big-head HELMet thread being a ploy. Too excellent.

Neither did I.


No, wait. I knew all along. Sure. That's the ticket!

Gravdigr 12-17-2015 05:18 PM

That's nothing short of awesomeness, Limey!

Glad you like it, Jim. Looks good on ya.

lumberjim 12-18-2015 05:46 PM

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I got my actual Secret Santa gift today!

LED ZIPPY

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And! A gremlin bell! (twice as effective when received as a gift)
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lumberjim 12-18-2015 05:49 PM

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lumberjim 12-18-2015 05:52 PM

Sideways pictures.... Can't fix that from my phone....

Anyway.... Thank you Zippeh! Eggsellent of you!

lumberjim 12-18-2015 05:54 PM

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I ordered a Styrofoam head to hold the Viking helmet hat:

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limey 12-18-2015 05:55 PM

:Santa: is enjoying the thread immensely!


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zippyt 12-18-2015 06:14 PM

Glad yaa like the goodys dude !
That hat is No where as Epic as the Vicking hat , but hey it works !!!

busterb 12-18-2015 06:53 PM

I have my SS gift, and will post photo. I'll have to set up tri-pod for my shakes. My out going is gone.

lumberjim 12-18-2015 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 948923)
Glad yaa like the goodys dude !
That hat is No where as Epic as the Vicking hat , but hey it works !!!

I've been wanting that bell for a long time. The 03 VStar had one on it when I got it. I had never heard the legend until the guy that sold it to me told me about it. I moved it over to the 07 when I sold the 03, but it fell off almost immediately.
I took that to mean that this bike needed it's own bell. I didn't want to buy it myself because it's better if it's a gift. I suggested it a couple times before for birthday etc, but didn't get one. I have had a couple minor things go wrong with wiring and upgrades on this bike. Hoping that the new bell will put a stop to that.

I haven't read a physical book in 5 years, but I'll definitely be reading the Zeppelin book at bedtime for a while.

The hat is warm, but tight as hell. I'm going to try to give it to Amanda to wear. Her head is as small as mine is big. And that would be funny. She is, after all, having sex with lumberjim.... Which makes her lumbersexual. Sorry about that visual....

AmandaH&K 12-18-2015 10:11 PM

What a terrible girlfriend i am! It's been in the back of my mind for ages to buy you a bell for the new bike and just always forgot...so thank you very much! We will both appreciate that! The lumbersexual hat is fantastic! And it's even in a sweet Scottish plaid! I love it! The knitted viking hat? Whoa is that awesome! Jim will have to bring that up this weekend & take a pic to post on here for you all to see! I'll prob be swimming in it with my tiny head but i will gladly model it! What fantastic gifts! You all know Jim so well!

AmandaH&K 12-18-2015 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
The motorcycle helmet thread was a put up job and every dweller in it was involved in order to get the size of my.... Something that must mean head.



His head is massive
that's what she said ;)

AmandaH&K 12-18-2015 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
The hat is warm, but tight as hell. I'm going to try to give it to Amanda to wear. Her head is as small as mine is big. And that would be funny. She is, after all, having sex with lumberjim.... Which makes her lumbersexual. Sorry about that visual....

Oh, well Jim will have to wear the Lumbersexual hat and I'll wear the viking hat while we're having sex...again, sorry for the visual, but I'm only following Jims lead :) Never intended your gifts would go that way, did you?

lumberjim 12-18-2015 11:41 PM

What's really messed up is that I thought Aliantha had posted that the first two times I read it....

Undertoad 12-18-2015 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amanda
I'll wear the viking hat while we're having sex

Oh, don't do that... he could find he likes it better that way, and then what ~

AmandaH&K 12-18-2015 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
What's really messed up is that I thought Aliantha had posted that the first two times I read it....

And who is Alaintha, honey?

lumberjim 12-19-2015 12:11 AM

http://nsfw.myconfinedspace.com/wp-c...er-467x700.jpg

lumberjim 12-19-2015 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by AmandaH&K (Post 948951)
And who is Alaintha, honey?

She's nobody! Lives on the opposite side of the world! Honest!

xoxoxoBruce 12-19-2015 12:37 AM

What is this, Burns and Allen. :lol2:

classicman 12-19-2015 10:48 AM

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Here ya go ...

Very cool! Good haul Jim.

classicman 12-19-2015 03:23 PM

Eh hem... According to my recently rehired elf who's job is still tenuous, the gift was delivered several days ago (Fed Ex has confirmed). I'm hoping it wasn't delivered to the wrong place :(

classicman 12-19-2015 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 948954)
She's SOMEBODY! Lives on the opposite side of the world! Honest!


lumberjim 12-19-2015 07:01 PM

That wouldn't have been funny

Lola Bunny 12-20-2015 05:05 PM

I know my SS gift is on the way, but I just received the card. And it is personalized!! Very, super cool. :D Thank you very much, Sundae. :hug: I reduced the sized but is having trouble uploading the pictures of the card. I will try again later. :)

xoxoxoBruce 12-20-2015 08:39 PM

Email it. ;)

xoxoxoBruce 12-20-2015 11:13 PM

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If LJ plays his cards right, Limey could make him the envy of his cow orkers.:haha:

lumberjim 12-20-2015 11:35 PM

Do not want

classicman 12-21-2015 07:02 PM

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My/our gift arrived today. Apparently this is now a team effort here.
First the opened box ... then came a nice card ...


and then the gift ... which was perfect for us. We both got our own flashlights.

There was also a wonderful & personal note ++
Thank you, BusterB! Merry Christmas! :santa:

BigV 12-21-2015 11:10 PM

Just *awesome*!

limey 12-22-2015 03:45 AM

Excellent!

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Sundae 12-23-2015 05:44 AM

Non-Secret Santa presents:
I don't usually publicly tell the general Cellar when someone on here has been good to me. Carruthers for example has helped me endlessly, especially with getting to essential appointments which have fallen perilously close to the day official funds hit my account.

But this year I've made out like a bandit, so I want to give some payback in the only way I can.

TWO presents from Limey. The first a goodie selection of toiletries from Arran. Absolutely perfect for my trip to London and means I can keep some of the money I would otherwise have spent on my Boots gift card (from my Godfather) for 2016. Oh and they all smell divine.
And today I picked up a calendar of rowers. Male rowers, from Warwick University. Naked male rowers from Warwick University. I haven't even looked at them all yet. Not enough anyway.
Gosh.

From Carr, my official present (aside from all the "help" I've had recently, especially when I was in hospital) was two books on America and a DVD boxset. The books are definitely coming to London with me.

From Bruce, a sum of money to treat myself to a good lunch. It did. A very good lunch. For the rats and me.

A phone call from DanaC, who I don't hear enough from, because we're both as poor as church mice with holes in their little mouse pockets, and can never synchronise our telephone allowance. We had a lovely chat and hope to meet up in the New Year. Again, if we can synchronise our payment schedules!

And finally my Secret Santa - Clodfobble.
I promise to get a photo on here asap. Six (count 'em, SIX) beautiful scarves. All varied in colour and pattern. And a beautiful card with such a lovely, personal sentiment it brought tears to my eyes. Another gift that will be travelling with me as I go tomorrow.

And thank you to the whole Cellar for your kind words, deeds and actions throughout this year. I can honestly say it has been the worst of my life. But without y'all I wouldn't be facing 2016 with hope, or perhaps even at all.

Love you.

Clodfobble 12-23-2015 08:12 AM

And we love you! :)

lumberjim 12-23-2015 09:54 AM

It's true

BigV 12-23-2015 10:07 AM

My package from my dwellar Santa arrived day before yesterday. There are pics, but not on this phone. I want to confirm the delivery.

fargon 12-23-2015 04:43 PM

My Secret Santa gift arrived on the 11th. I hope that I finally figured out how to post a pic. Thanks Lola Bunny. Oh well no pix, when apple made everything better they fucked it up.

zippyt 12-23-2015 05:30 PM

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Holly Sheep shanks , My SS15 done GREAT !!!!!!!!!
Thanks Santa !!!!!!

lumberjim 12-23-2015 06:53 PM

Gaaaar! The grog!

fargon 12-23-2015 07:45 PM

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My Secret Santa Gift arrived Dec 11. But it took this long to get it on here. My Bad.
Thank You Lola Bunny

Griff 12-24-2015 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 948650)
Are you kidding me?

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The motorcycle helmet thread was a put up job and every dweller in it was involved in order to get the size of my.... Something that must mean head.

Attachment 54503

Limey.

Holy....


This is the coolest thing I've ever seen. And it fits perfectly. And it's comfortable! The beard is soft. It's warm.... I love it.

I'm flabbergasted. Seriously. Floored.

This is the single greatest thing of all time.

xoxoxoBruce 12-24-2015 01:58 PM

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[high voice] Lola Bunny reporting in... [/high voice]

busterb 12-27-2015 07:15 PM

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My smorgasbord from the land of cheeseheads. Thanks Mr. &Mrs. T.
Lets see we have crackers, good mustard, Quince-apple jelly, summer sausage, and a block of ten year old cheddar.

BigV 12-29-2015 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 949369)
My package from my dwellar Santa arrived day before yesterday. There are pics, but not on this phone. I want to confirm the delivery.

Here is the box
It's under the table
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Open it up
And see all the LOOOOT!
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Thank you, publicly, you secret, Secret Santa. Clearly, my reputation as a dirty old man has reached the hinterlands, from Rhode Island to Minnesota and beyond. Seriously, thank you very much!

glatt 12-29-2015 07:36 AM

I like that front entryway. The whole thing. The glass in the door and the side windows, the hardwood floor, the stairs there, the little hall table with the basket on it. I like it. I wish my house had a nice entry like that.

classicman 12-29-2015 05:46 PM

looks really nice V!

Lola Bunny 12-31-2015 12:09 AM

I forgot to report that I received my SS gift on the 26th. Well, I think the package came on the Eve and we couldn't pick it up until the day after Xmas. Opening the package felt like Christmas morning all over. Hihi.....I'll post pics later.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G850A using Tapatalk

Sundae 12-31-2015 06:51 AM

Phew!

Sorry it ended up being late - as I said in my card, I had intended to post it on the Tuesday, but then ended up in hospital for nine nights.

Glad it gave you a Boxing Day treat anyway.

Sundae 01-12-2016 05:32 AM

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I said I'd post my Secret Santa gifts this weekend.
I didn't.
But I did take the photos, and am only just able to upload them.
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Another apology - I was actually sent six gorgeous scarves, and didn't realise until I was taking the photo that I only had five with me. The sixth would be hanging on the back of my door - on mild days I am already wearing them. When the wind gets cold I have to drape myself in woolly ones, but these will see me through all but the very coldest weather.
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And the variety of colours mean there is something to match everything I own.

Thank you for the card, the sentiment and the thought - great taste Secret Santa (yes, I know who you are, but I didn't know if you wanted me to say)
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