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monster 05-04-2010 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 653704)
WITCHES!

Show me Witches... highest answer with 66!

Four more answers up there....

monster 05-04-2010 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by case (Post 653707)
Oh crap! I didn't realize I won. Oh well.

wood!

http://www.theology.edu/Remata/Andro...rongx_icon.png

lumberjim 05-04-2010 07:42 PM

Beef Gravy!

glatt 05-04-2010 07:44 PM

A DUCK!

jinx 05-04-2010 07:48 PM

Very small rocks.

monster 05-04-2010 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 653730)
Beef Curtains!

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Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 653733)
A DUCK!

http://www.theology.edu/Remata/Andro...rongx_icon.png

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx (Post 653738)
Very small rocks.

http://www.theology.edu/Remata/Andro...rongx_icon.png

Shawnee123 05-04-2010 07:55 PM

buoys!

monster 05-04-2010 07:57 PM

shawnee666 said buoys. Is it up there?

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TheMercenary 05-04-2010 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 653221)
What is the most commonly dropped item?



there is no poll, you have to come up with your own answers for these.

Crazy Bi-polar women.

Shawnee123 05-04-2010 07:58 PM

Soap!

glatt 05-04-2010 07:59 PM

boats

Shawnee123 05-04-2010 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 653746)
shawnee666 said buoys. Is it up there?

http://www.theology.edu/Remata/Andro...rongx_icon.png

Hey wait a minute... :p:

monster 05-04-2010 07:59 PM

Soap

DING DING DING Third highest answer scoring 14

monster 05-04-2010 08:00 PM

boats

http://www.theology.edu/Remata/Andro...rongx_icon.png

jinx 05-04-2010 08:02 PM

your mother

monster 05-04-2010 08:08 PM

and with that i will tell you the remaining answers are

Rubber Duckies 15

Candles 3

and


poop 2

HungLikeJesus 05-04-2010 08:09 PM

Oil.

TheMercenary 05-04-2010 08:12 PM

BP

Shawnee123 05-04-2010 08:12 PM

It's not word association!

spudcon 05-04-2010 08:13 PM

Hoboes

HungLikeJesus 05-04-2010 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spudcon (Post 653765)
Hoboes

Not in New Jersey.

Shawnee123 05-04-2010 08:17 PM

Name FIVE (5) things that are NOT in New Jersey!

monster 05-04-2010 08:17 PM

Name the Best Way to Kill a Hobo

monster 05-04-2010 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 653770)
Name FIVE (5) things that are NOT in New Jersey!

taste
refined speech
me
you
him

TheMercenary 05-04-2010 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 653770)
Name FIVE (5) things that are NOT in New Jersey!

1. Clean water.

Shawnee123 05-04-2010 08:19 PM

Me was the number one answer, for 34 points.

There are six more answers left.

(tries to do the maths)

monster 05-04-2010 08:23 PM

clodfobble's brain

Shawnee123 05-04-2010 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 653778)
clodfobble's brain

66 points!

monster, I believe it's your go! :)

monster 05-04-2010 08:27 PM

see above re hobos.

Shawnee123 05-04-2010 08:31 PM

Take the vowels out of his name: then he's just an hb.

Shawnee123 05-04-2010 08:34 PM

Or would that be huh-buh, phonetically? :lol:

zippyt 05-04-2010 08:42 PM

Name the Best Way to Kill a Hobo
Run down while begging on the side of the road

TheMercenary 05-04-2010 08:45 PM

Just feed them on the side of the highway. Let the trucks do the rest.

monster 05-04-2010 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 653788)
Take the vowels out of his name: then he's just an hb.

bzzzz

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 653794)
Name the Best Way to Kill a Hobo
Run down while begging on the side of the road

DING DING DING 24 points, not the top answer....

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 653797)
Just feed them on the side of the highway. Let the trucks do the rest.

we already had run them down on the side of the highway....

Shawnee123 05-04-2010 08:50 PM

Stab him in the hair!

monster 05-04-2010 08:54 PM

ooohhh, let's seee

strangle him with his hair 9 points!

it was allowed

monster 05-04-2010 08:56 PM

Two answers remaining including the top answer

Shawnee123 05-04-2010 08:58 PM

Kick him out on his arse? :unsure:

lumberjim 05-04-2010 09:08 PM

thrown form the train!

monster 05-04-2010 09:18 PM

Nope

Tell Top Management it's imperative he survive for 14 points

and the top answer was

Give him a supersized Big Mac meal with extra cheese every day.

TheMercenary 05-04-2010 09:19 PM

Which form should we use?

monster 05-04-2010 09:43 PM

Tru-form.

Sundae 05-05-2010 04:56 AM

My go!
By virtue of the fact I haven't had one yet.

We asked our studio audience what is the worst thing you can say in a job interview?

Trilby 05-05-2010 05:04 AM

"How do you call in sick?"

Sundae 05-05-2010 05:07 AM

DING!
4%

Top answers are still out there.

spudcon 05-05-2010 06:30 AM

Do I get to play with the (product)?

monster 05-05-2010 07:12 AM

Can I have my own stapler?

glatt 05-05-2010 07:33 AM

"My last boss was an overbearing jerk, always bossing me around."

monster 05-05-2010 07:35 AM

What is your policy on sexual harassment?

monster 05-05-2010 07:39 AM

I always like to compare my jobs to penises.

monster 05-05-2010 07:39 AM

Well in my last 26 positions...

Sundae 05-05-2010 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spudcon (Post 653897)
Do I get to play with the (product)?

BZZZZZ
Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 653901)
Can I have my own stapler?

BZZZZZ
Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 653915)
"My last boss was an overbearing jerk, always bossing me around."

BZZZZZ
Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 653916)
What is your policy on sexual harassment?

BZZZZZ (because that might be a real question!
Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 653918)
I always like to compare my jobs to penises.

DING! 19% of the vote
Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 653919)
Well in my last 26 positions...

BZZZZZ

Y'all can have another go before I reveal the answers.
Stretching the 3 strikes and you're out purely because of the time distance.
Yeah. My game, my rules, baby.

Spexxvet 05-05-2010 08:24 AM

Want to have sex?

Spexxvet 05-05-2010 08:25 AM

What's your policy on embezzelment?

Do you mind if I have cocktails at lunch every day?

monster 05-05-2010 08:49 AM

was it the head answer, though? :lol:

Sundae 05-05-2010 10:12 AM

Top answers:

- Do single men have access to the creche?
- Do you have anything against Muslims with a burning hatred of the West and a pilot's license?
- 9 til 5? 9 til 5?! My medication wears off at 3!!

Shawnee123 05-05-2010 11:28 AM

omg I snorted way out loud!

lumberjim 05-05-2010 07:11 PM

Ok, top 7 answers on the board: Name something weird you ate as a kid.

monster 05-05-2010 07:12 PM

Worms

monster 05-05-2010 07:13 PM

Snot

No vegetables

PBJ


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