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That's what I thought.

Thaid the actreth to the bithop.

I'm not sorry about ur leg

Good thing those marines were there. That guy could have gotten hurt.
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http://i.imgur.com/92aFW.jpg

Hoorah!

... yeh I know...

And a defense attorney is never going to open the question of the truthfulness of that police report or look for witnesses shopping that day who can be subpoenaed.

They didn't need to lie. The cop didn't need to falsify a police report. The bad guy had a knife, and the marines defended themselves. Lying about it is just stupid and is much more likely to come back and haunt them. The cop is putting his career on the line by falsifying that report. He better hope no witnesses come forward. Sounds like a lot of people were there with that toys for tots program going one. I bet someone filmed it on their cell phone.

And honestly, as much as it's nice to see the bad guy get an ass kicking, breaking that many bones is just overkill. It's like $5K to treat each broken bone, and you know he doesn't have insurance, so we're all paying for that.

Isn't that a form of economic stimulus?

*snort*
Yeah, I suppose it is.

I didn't sight these idiots, they sighted themselves. Watching this video, I found myself surprised at first, then by about ten seconds into it, progressively angrier. Just, you know, pull the car over to the shoulder and let the snake get off the car and into the grass.

spoiler alert

But no. Passenger idiot proclaims at the end "I want it to fall. ... It just fell. ... Run that sucker over. Good, get it, kill it."

I hope you reap what you sow.

Drug dealers post signs in the neighborhood advertising "Heroin for Sale".

http://www.kgw.com/news/Portland-hom...132257893.html

There goes the Cellar.

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Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 765921)

Drug dealers post signs in the neighborhood advertising "Heroin for Sale".

http://www.kgw.com/news/Portland-hom...132257893.html

I StreetViewed the address in that news link.

Wow...You'd think heroin dealers wouldn't pick such a nice-looking neighborhood.

I guess you go where the money is.

It just keeps on getting better.

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Police said they saw a white Holden sedan being driven dangerously with two blown tyres on Sudholz Road in the Adelaide suburb of Gilles Plains.

When the car was pulled over, police said there was no steering wheel and the driver was allegedly using a pair of vice grips to steer.

The car was found to be unregistered and uninsured and already subject to a defect notice.

Police also allege the vehicle was involved in a hit-run crash in Folland Avenue at Northfield just minutes before it was pulled over.

A 38-year-old Northfield man is facing charges including driving while disqualified and returning a positive drug test.

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Meth. Not even McGyver.

Addendum .... while on parole ...

I wonder why the steering wheel was removed?
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What could possibly go wrong?

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My G-son, Sam, called around noon today, saying he had bought two pontoon boats,
and he and his friend, Kenny, were going to drift the North Fork of the Nehalem River,
from the hatchery down 4 miles to the take out.

I was driving so all I could say was:
"Be sure to wear your life jackets, and call me when you reach the take-out."

When I got home, I Googled a fishing forum about that stretch of the river.
These are some remarks I found...

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The north fork is a hard run on drift boats.I call the rapids ACE,KING,and Queen.

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If you haven't seen the falls section I would advise a "no go".

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It truely is not for the faint of heart. In my opinion the King is by far the most difficult.

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The river necks down into a lava channel and the slot rips hard right as it flows over the falls....

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It does claim its share of lives so be damn careful if you go.....Please.

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I will not even ride with a guide down that river. No fish is worth my life.

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I did the float a few years ago in a 10' Scadden, but portaged some of the bigger ones.
I'm interested in doing again but want to do it with an experienced partner.

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Is your life insurance paid up ?...Do not do this thhe first time on your own.
It is that bad. Go with a guide or in a raft the first time.
If you go back, be very prepared and be good.

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I would recommend running it with somebody that has done it before.
It is very challenging and can easily go bad if you make mistakes

Even Oregon Fish and Wildlife urged caution:

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Boaters may float the North Fork below the hatchery, but extreme caution is necessary.
Several bedrock rapids make drifting this river hazardous,
and it should be attempted by only experienced boaters.
Rafts are highly recommended.

I tried calling Sam back to head him off, but got no answer... several times.

At 6:30 (more than an hour after dark) I was ready to call Search and Rescue,
but decided to try Sam one more time.

He answered !

They were was still on the river, but rowing in slow water... close to the take-out.

My idiot G-son was pretty jazzed up about the trip saying:
"Today was the most fun I've ever had not fishing"

When I hung up... I started shaking all over.
I didn't realize how tense I had been all day.

Damn 25-year old idiot males believe they are immortal and unbreakable.

If they survive, they were immortal. I was and you were. Some of my friends, not so much.

You said it, brother.

If we knew how dangerous some of the stuff we did was, it would've killed us.

I'm watching my eldest's boyfriend negotiate this time of life. Most guys need to do it at some point. I think the extreme sports phenomena is push back by young males (and some females) to an increasingly controlled and risk averse society.