well, whatever you do, don't follow any advice i offer...I'm a mush and I know it.

beh, it's all good. after thomas jones' performance yesterday i was going to swap them anyway.

A couple of friends convinced me to sign up for Fantasy Football. I have no idea what I'm doing and so far I am 2/0 in the league.

It won't last. I assure you.

Wait a second. Who is this Drew Brees guy? What the hell? Griff! 48 points in the first game and 28 in the next! :eek:

Oh, crap. He's playing the Bills, who have the 2nd worse pass defense this season. I'm screwed.

Shawnee is going to ruin me. I hate my team.

I looked at it the other day, and must admit, I'm as clueless there as I am on Facebook. :blush:

SURE you are. *wink* *wink*

Why, am I winning? :lol:

not when it comes to dead celebrities... :bolt:

Ah hell...

:lol2:

Imma gonna let you finish but outside Brees the Goats got nada.

With one of my guys sitting the game out unexpectedly at the last minute, I am thrilled to take the draw. Good game, Griff!

I'm not yet getting the beating I was expecting...

Dude you really squeezed that out!

You sound almost disappointed :P

constipation? :turd:

oh jezus!! the last howevermany posts just made my day!:lol2:
(*squeezed that out*) bwahahahahahaha!

I AM NOT DISAPPOINT

I CANNOT ACCESS FROM WORK 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE MY PASSWORD. WHA'APPENED?

it's hiding under your desk......go smoke a cig and it may come back out.....

I just did, smoke a cig. No password.

I'll check on it when I get home. I know I have some people in bye week next week, hope I can figure out how to rectify.

You are leading 81-74 but I have Felix Jones and Witten left to play. I'll be in chat during the game if you're interested in a good taunting...
:D

Aw hell, the Rainbow Ponies threw a 136! 6 out of 9 of Ms. Griff's starters are marked as "hot"!

lol...I'll see what's going on tonight.

I'd hate to miss "How I Met Your Mother" and "The Big Bang Theory" etc. :blush:

I did see the Browns (aka the most painful football to watch EVAH) get their asses kicked, and saw most of the Bengals game yesterday.

the Texans loss nearly brought tears to my eyes.

I'm on a league. Both my QB have a bye this week. What are the odds? Sucks. I dropped a deadbeat TE and pick up Favre. Now I have three QB's... Donovan who is out to an injury, Matt something or other who is a so-so QB and then Brett himself (I was surprised he was even available).

This is the third year I've been playing. First year I placed 4th, second year I was dead last and so far this year I am 2-1-0.

Geez I need to fix mine...I'm a fantasy slacker.

This is a bye week, isn't it? I better look at that. I think I have 2-3 to replace.

Yep, week 4...

Record: 0-3-0 (L3)
Coach Rating: 78 (12th)
Schedule Difficulty: Tied for 1st
Passing Rank: 3rd
Rushing Rank: 8th
Receiving Rank: 7th
Defense/ST Rank: 4th

I suck this year

I changed over my bye week players. I had no idea what I was doing. I'd pick a kicker then realize he hasn't played all year.

I think I got it settled, but for me it's a crap shoot anyway!

I keep putting this off. I think I need to pick up some free agents. My inactive folks mostly suck.

That's what I had to do.

Me and Mrs. G are tied with only the Steelers D (me) and Chester Taylor (her) to play. I think I'm gonna pull this one off, unless the Steelers just totally suck tonight.

She wants badly to lose. priorities
The goats are in a bad way now that NO has a running game. They're a damn fine football team but I didn't draft Brees to manage an offense.

I suck so bad this year. But i might win this week. with a 22 point lead over blue....she has Adrian Petersen who could easily score that much, but I also have the vikings D and Percy Harvin (Percy is this years version of Desean Jackson of the Eagles..but he's a Viking)

so....

Go Vikes!

I also need the Vikings to do well so that I can beat Whip.
Go Farrrrvruh.
:cheerldr:

Fine drama - Glatt and I are all tied up 90-90, but he has one guy left to play tonight... Green Bay's #2 WR, and all he needs is 10 yards and Glatt gets the game. It will surely happen... good game, good game

Nothing is sure. I thought LenDale White would contribute something, but he gave me a big old goose egg. This guy could too.

If it hadn't been a bye week, I wouldn't have picked up the 49er's defense team. I owe everything this week to the 43 points they earned me.

One catch for 7 yards, and it's halftime... the suspense, the drama...

There it is, it's all over... good game

So both undefeated teams were defeated this week. The plot thickens...

and the heretofore defeated bullies are now in the W column.

And so ye did!

Favre had so much time in the pocket... how much time did he have?

= He had enough time to prepare a cup of coffee with cream and sugar... but not enough time to wipe up the single drop of coffee that landed outside his cup

= He had enough time to do a full oil and filter change

= He had enough time to attend three therapy sessions and almost work out his issues with his father

= He had enough time to study his Vikings playbook and also the playbooks of all other teams that have thought about picking him up next off season

= Not only could he work out who to throw the ball to, but he had time to study the stats on "yards after catch" on each possible receiver

= After each hike, he could meet with 10 season ticket holders and sign 5 autographs

I checked in at half time and was like "what the hell?" am I really going to get no points from this player? I still haven't looked at what happened, but I'm glad he earned some points.

Well, if I haven't lost a game (yet), doesn't that make the Ruff Riders undefeated? Even if they haven't won them all? Technically speaking, anyway?

Well... technically... I guess... :D

All of it, eh? While Rogers was just brutalized. Bet he's sore today...

Hah! Blue starts McNabb and is rewarded with 9 points by 1:07 PM.

another nail biter for the sysadmins this week:

He trails the Mostly Dead 55-52 ...both teams have one player playing in Monday Night's Game......Both are Defenses.......jinx has the Jets v Ute's Dolphins.... A head to head matchup for the mother effin win. (the guru predicts jinx should get 13 pts, tony 11)

it would be really cool if they were tied in the football pool and the score of that game was the tie breaker. gonna go look at that now....

jinx is gonna win the pool, but is gonna lose against ut in this close one

I'm tied up with the Ponies right now, and we both have two final players starting their games. But she's gonna slaughter me.

The only reason it's close is Jinx had a WR suspended at the very last minute for "team rules".

by my count.....they both have 2 wrong....and are tied for the lead. they have both chosen the colts in tonight's game.. and in monday night's game, jinx has the jets.....tony the fins.....

if thats the case, jinx is going to lose both.

i really need the fins to beat the spread.... the economical difference to me is pretty big

67 - 65 Jinx at halftime... league factors look good for Jinx

I'm losing...Donald Brown didn't perform well last night.

this score is going back and forth in a most alarming way

10 seconds left.....


jinx leads by 2




3rd and goal....dolphins....


o jeesus

oh no!



touchdown, Miami!


fins lead by 3 with 6 seconds .....




3 seconds after the kick....

tie game?


what the crAP!?#$%&@*@

No! she wins on points. Good game good game